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The Troll’s Male Sack: Pick Up Lines

Time for another dip into the Mail Bag. Let’s see what we have here…ah yes, here we go. Little Joey writes in from Boston and says:

“Hi Sexual Troll. You are cool and teach me many things. But all your videos show the man with the lady doing the things after she likes him and after he is already a cool guy. What about if you are like me and not so cool? If there is any way you can give me some pick up lines that I could use I would be so happy because then I can be like the men in your videos. Thanks, your pal, Joey.”

Well, Joey. You’re forgetting I am just a mere Troll and do not have much interaction with the human ladies myself. I just observe from far away while pleasuring myself! However, I have just the clip to help you with your dilemma. And from right out of the Cheers bar in your very own city! Check out some fantastic lines from TV’s Ted Danson!

By The Troll

Just one little troll who didn't wanna play with the others, just himself.

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