This Troll Needs To Move To Rhode Island

Sixteen-Year-Old’s are not allowed to pump gas or climb ladders on the job because of protections in workplace laws, but, thanks to a wonderful terrible legal loophole they are indeed allowed to strip for naughty old men, as long as they’re home by 11:30 on school nights! For real! I wonder…do these establishments let Trolls inside? I normally get kicked out, Snoopy-style.

Book your rooms now, as I suspect Rhode Island tourism will increase during the next few weeks…

Source = CNN

By The Troll

Just one little troll who didn't wanna play with the others, just himself.

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