I’ve been having a problem with a part of my Troll body lately. No, not down there! No no no. You see, when I first started using Apple earbuds in me ears, everything was fine and dandy. These days, it seems the earbuds pop out every chance they get. But the earbuds are the very same size – so I got to thinking…my ears have stretched out! I have gaping ear holes. And as a result, the slightest movement causes my little headphones to fall right out.
The reason I tell you this story is because this batch of lovely young ladies have exactly the same problem, only with their assholes and vaginas.
Observe…
