When I lived in the forest, I was forced to live on nuts and berries and other troll type snackables. When I ventured into your human world, I soon grew quite fond of your wonderful fast food establishments. Burger King was always my favorite even before “The King” ads started running. But now, after this latest commercial, there IS no other fast food establishment. I don’t know who greenlights Burger King’s ads, but I would like to give him a hug.
Just what exactly is The King doing in this girl’s room as she sleeps?!…