17 year-old Jimmy writes, “Dear Troll, I am in big trouble because my friend sent me pictures on my iPhone of his GF nude on Twinkle. Problem is – she’s too young! What to do!?”
Well, Jimmy, I understand that sexting has been quite popular among the teen humans. Sometimes, when I am hiding behind a tree that is strategically placed within view of a young teenage female, I often observe them with their smart input touchy type device and move in for a close look. And I can report to you here firsthand that nine times out of ten the little sweet innocent looking thing is sending a picture of her in her bathroom with her device pointed toward the mirror in nothing but her skivvies.
Yes, Fantastic times we are living in, indeed…but I would suggest deleting the pictures as soon as possible and sticking with the safer material I dig up for your pleasure. So now, Jimmy, I invite you to pretend you are on the other end of that text…that the little horny nymph just sent YOU that pic – and use these fantastic images to get off in a virtual sexting session – TROLL STYLE! And don’t stop there…ya know that phone she sent you the pics with? Just wait until you see what she does with it after she hits send! Heeeheeeeeheheheheeee!
Just another service brought to you by your pal, the good ‘ol S.T. 🙂