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The Troll’s Big Mail Sack: Performing In Adult Films

Trevor writes:

Dear Sexual Troll,
I am just out of high school and do not wish to pursue college. Instead, I would like to become a male porn actor and have sex with girls for the rest of my life. How can I make it happen, Troll?!

Well, Trevvy, you need to click no further than HERE and all your dreams may very well be on their way to becoming a reality.

But a word of warning! Not all of us sex lovers can instantly be a porn star. Let’s listen to what Evan Stone has to say about the trials and tribulations of being a male sex star…

If you still think you have what it takes and decide to go for it, just remember, when you have your longfellow inside an nice sweet 18 year old slice of pie, invite your old pal The Troll over for a bite! Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

By The Troll

Just one little troll who didn't wanna play with the others, just himself.

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