Do I Have The Clap? There’s An App For That!

British health officials are hard at work on a new app that will allow users to pee into their cell phones and find out within minutes if they have an STD.

Doctors and technology experts are developing small devices, similar to pregnancy testing kits, that will tell someone quickly and privately if they have caught an infection through sexual contact. People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection they have.

TROLL THOUGHTS: I have no thoughts on this piece of news. However, did you hear about the guy who had too much phone sex? He got hearing aids. Heeheeheeehoohoooo!!!!

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