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If You’re Bored of Fucking Neytiri, Trade Up To A Zombie!

The great folks at Fleshlight, who allowed ordinary backed-up blokes like ourselves to stick our pee-pees inside the likes of Jenna Haze, Stoya and Jesse Jane, and then gave us earthlings a chance to make “The Bond” with Na’vi pussy, now have outdone themselves with their FREAKS collection.

Now anyone who’s ever wanted to make love to ZombieCunt or AndroidVage can rejoice! With models designed for both males and females, even some creative ladies out there can now feel a Frankenfuck or Drac Up The Crack! I’d say it’s gonna be a pretty great Halloweenie this year! Heheheheeeeee!

Check out the Fleshlight FREAKS line HERE!

By The Troll

Just one little troll who didn't wanna play with the others, just himself.

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