The Starlets of STARLET: Zoe Voss


Posted by The Troll | Posted in News, Videos | Posted on 09-11-2012

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What do , , Kristina Rose, , Kaci Starr, Tracey Sweet, Jessi Palmer, Cassandra Nix, Chastity Lynn, Tanner Mayes and all have in common? Well besides having more sex this week than any of us will have in our lifetime!!… They’re all part of a new mainstream feature called STARLET which opens in NY and LA today!

According to the film’s official synopsis, STARLET “explores the unlikely friendship between 21 year-old aspiring actress Jane and elderly widow Sadie after their worlds collide in California’s San Fernando Valley. Jane spends her time getting high with her dysfunctional roommates and taking care of her chihuahua Starlet, while Sadie passes her days alone, tending to her garden. After a confrontation at a yard sale, Jane finds something unexpected in a relic from Sadie’s past. Her curiosity piqued, she tries to befriend the caustic older woman. Secrets emerge as their relationship grows, revealing that nothing is ever as it seems.”

I imagine that one of the things that is not as it seems is that there are cocks and cunts involved in this seemingly innocent tale!! And you know how I love my cocks in the cunts!! Heheheheeeeeeeeeee!!! Many mainstream films that involve porn as a plot point turn out to be very lame and never have an REAL adult stars, so this appears to be a welcome refreshing change to all that nonsense!! I for one cannot wait to see THIS SCENE where the trusty fingers the fuck out of , who is body double for DREE HEMINGWAY! Yes, of THOSE Hemingways. Ernest Hemingway’s great-granddaughter on all fours! Mommy Mariel must be so proud of her girl, who follows in her STAR 80 footsteps!! Now that’s my kind of family! Heeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!!

SO! In honor of the release of this monumental event, where REAL PORN STARS have REAL SEX in a REAL MOVIE, we present a clip a day from each of the Starlets of STARLET!!!!! Jerk out all the jizz here and then go to the theater and watch them on the big screen!!!!!

We shall start with the aforementioned !…

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