Little Ms. Blondie Thick Legs over here just wanted to strike her pretentious ballerina poses in the middle of busy Manhattan. All was well and the creepy photo shoot was going swimmingly, until the man with the camera walked up and started videotaping nice close-up shots of her tush.

This prompts some of her friends and someone who may be her mom to call him a pervert. But my question is how is he any different the the men who were taking pictures of her in the first place? You humans are very perplexing….

Whatever you think of our videographer friend here, there is no denying one thing we can agree on – “goober” is the new best insult ever!

Playboy has a candid interview with Paul Reubens in which he speaks out on the events which took place on July 26, 1991 at the XXX South Trail Cinema in Sarasota, Florida. He claims he’s never opened himself up this nakedly outside of a shrink’s presence.

Check it out HERE!

I am a sexually healthy troll who, yes, admittedly may be a wee bit of a perv, but while I enjoy stroking my given meat to depraved situations, I would never ever wish real actual rape on any of you human females.

However…

That said. The following news report from Alabama proves that sometimes, just some times…

Rape, or attempted rape, can be… wonderful.

Antoine Dodson, take it away!…

Kelly, I am very happy you are okay, but please do leave that window ajar so homeboy’ll visit you again, giving your beloved brother more time in front of those cameras!

You heard Antoine– you’ll need ta hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husbands ’cause they’re rapin’ everyone out here!!!

UPDATE!! — REMIXES after the jump!!!…

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Adult film superstar Evan Stone, who played The Riddler in Axel Braun’s blockbuster hit “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” literally stole the show Friday night when he showed up in full costume at the Girls and Corpses magazine party for its “Alien Autopsy” issue. As soon as he arrived at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, The Riddler was mobbed by photographers, journalists and fans, who seemingly couldn’t get enough of the masked puzzler.

“It was a last minute decision” says Stone, “Axel and I were having dinner on the strip with some friends when we heard of the party, and we thought it was a great opportunity have some fun!”

Distributed exclusively by adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment, “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” has been at the top of the adult movie sales and rental charts all summer, and won the F.A.M.E. award for Best Parody. The spoof of the 1960s TV show was the kick-off movie for a series of parodies that Braun and Vivid will be doing together. Their next superhero project, “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody” will begin principal photography in September.

Source = Xcritic

The new mega-budget extravaganza from Digital Playground, BODY HEAT, has a slick site where you can get some nice wallpaper and iPhone images. There’s a new trailer as well where you can check out Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Kayden Kross, Raven Alexis and Riley Steele in all their glory.

BodyHeatXXX.com — Feel the heat 9/21/2010 !

A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world’s first 3D pornographic film, a report said Sunday. The 3.2 million-US-dollar ’3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy’, set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.

Loosely based on a piece of classical Chinese erotic literature, The Carnal Prayer Mat, the movie will star Japanese adult actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, the Post said.

The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realizes his ex-wife is the love of his life and features “orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes”, the paper said.

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Dear Troll,
I just got the new iPhone 4 and it is the best thing available to buy in the history of the planet. I love it so much I wish I could marry it. I love it more than I could ever love another human being. Is this wrong? — bergitchcock

Well, Bergitch, you are not alone. And while it may seem you’re close to having actual sex with your lovable device, just relax – REAL sex with a live girl is not far away, according to a recent report…

According to 11 million plus images indexed by users of dating site OK Cupid, iPhone users get laid twice as often as Android users. Check out the stats HERE!

Trevor writes:

Dear Sexual Troll,
I am just out of high school and do not wish to pursue college. Instead, I would like to become a male porn actor and have sex with girls for the rest of my life. How can I make it happen, Troll?!

Well, Trevvy, you need to click no further than HERE and all your dreams may very well be on their way to becoming a reality.

But a word of warning! Not all of us sex lovers can instantly be a porn star. Let’s listen to what Evan Stone has to say about the trials and tribulations of being a male sex star…

If you still think you have what it takes and decide to go for it, just remember, when you have your longfellow inside an nice sweet 18 year old slice of pie, invite your old pal The Troll over for a bite! Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Digital Playground’s next mega-epic is BODY HEAT, the studio’s most prominent fall 2010 release. The dramatic feature was helmed by not one but two of the studio’s directing talents: Joone and Robby D.

A few tantalizing details were released today by the studio, including the lineup of stars. Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Raven Alexis, Kayden Kross and Katsuni will all be seen in the big-budget release. Body Heat is the first feature that Kayden Kross has done at the studio, and it’s also the first time she has worked with all four of her contract sisters in an all-girl scene. The production also stars Mick Blue, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn and, of course, Evan Stone.

Described as “a cross between The Hurt Locker and Ladder 49,” says a company representative, Body Heat “is about firefighters and the relationships that bind them together and the trials and tribulations they face. It is filled with intense action, passion and love.”

As befits the studio that put out the special-effects-laden Pirates series, quality was a top priority for the moviemakers, and they brought in acting coaches and consultants to ensure the action was realistic. “The specialists we worked with were firefighters and explosives experts. We also hired an Oscar-winning costume designer. … We tried to make this movie as authentic as possible,” said the Digital Playground source. Some scenes were shot in downtown Los Angeles, including a bomb explosion (supervised by the experts) and action in the same firehouse interior that was used in Ghostbusters!

Kayden Kross graces the cover of this months Anniversary edition of Penthouse for the second time in three years. “Penthouse picked an ideal cover girl with Kayden Kross.” says Joone, Digital Playground’s award-winning founder and director, “She has a magnetic effect on everyone she comes in contact with. Just wait until you see her mind-blowing performance in our upcoming feature Body Heat.“

And lookie here! I have been trolling around Amazon and stumbled upon Kayden’s very own Amazon wish list – maybe if you splurge for a pair of the pricey shoes she has her eyes on you can get her to still never have sex with you. Ahhh, but we can fantasize though. No one can stop us from that!

*Closes TrollEyes and begins to stroke TrollCock*

Souce = AVN

Director Axel Braun has cast Lexington Steele as Darth Vader in his upcoming big-budget, 3D feature Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be distributed by Vivid Entertainment.

“The role of Darth Vader is obviously crucial to the movie, and I needed somebody with enough charisma and stature to bring it to life,” Braun said. “Lex is not only a terrific performer and a legendary figure in the adult business, but also an incredibly talented actor, a true professional and a class act.”

The legendary Steele is a three-time AVN Male Performer of the Year—accolades he garnered an unprecedented three times in a row. He owns his own production company, Mercenary Pictures. Steele follows in the footsteps of James Earl Jones who voiced Vader, and David Prowse who played the role in costume.

“Axel was totally determined to get Lex for the Vader role, he never even considered anyone else,” Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch said. “We’re all happy that he was available and excited about playing this iconic character.”

I, The Sexual Troll, vow to follow this project very very closely leading up to its release next September.

Source = AVN

Hot on the heels of Vivid Entertainment’s announcement that it would distribute a sex tape of Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana, Freaky Empire has entered the fray with its own footage of the celebrity offspring.

Montana Fishburne, using the stage name Chippy D., appears in an almost hour-long scene with Brian Pumper in Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14, set to release next week—two weeks before Vivid’s release on Aug. 18. With Vivid’s release of Montana Fishburne, a reality-based “thrill-sex” sex tape, viewers will get to see another side of the famous actor’s daughter in a scene from Freaky Empire’s gonzo production.

“This scene was shot, I believe, a day or two before she went to Vivid,” Freaky Empire sales manager Danny told AVN. “It’s a really good scene. Her and Pumper were friends; they knew each other before the shoot. This is her first scene as a performer.”

Danny said that Pumper initially wasn’t aware that shooting Fishburne was such a big deal.

“He came to me and said, ‘Guess who’s in this movie?’” Danny said. “When he told me I said, ‘Are you kidding? No big deal?’ This girl is 18 or 19 and she’s just adorable. Hot. And the scene is really good. She can perform. I mean, she’s taking on Pumper.”

Musing on her stated desire to follow in Kim Kardashian’s footsteps to become a celebrity, Danny could only guess why Fishburne decided to do porn.

“She said she needed the money,” he said. “I don’t know with such a rich and famous father why she’d need the money, but I have to suspect he’s not giving her any. Her father has plenty of connections in Hollywood. I guess it all means that this is something she just really wanted to do.”

Source = AVN

UPDATE – -

Montana Fishburne tells TMZ, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.”
But here’s where she might be wrong — adding, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.”

Hello my human friends, I have been off gallivanting around the cunt-try looking for fine young nubiles and I am afraid WiFi has been limited. However!… I just had to jump online to bring you this wonderful news….

AVN Award-winning director Axel Braun announced last week that he has started pre-production on Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be exclusively distributed by Vivid Entertainment. The ambitious project will mark Vivid’s first foray into the increasingly popular 3D format, and is set for release in September 2011.

“I really want to take my time on this one,” Braun said. “Every detail needs to be exactly right, and I want to make sure the legions of fans of the original movies are not disappointed.”

“Axel definitely knows how to please the fans,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “His attention to detail and his respect for the source material put his parodies in a class by themselves, and we are absolutely thrilled to distribute another one of his outstanding productions.”

With his Batman XXX: A Porn Parody now claiming the top spot in the AVN Retail Buzz chart for the seventh consecutive week, and the upcoming Superman XXX: A Porn Parody shooting in August, Braun is happily celebrating his 20th year in the industry with a slew of high-profile projects that are sure to keep all the fans happily entertained for quite a while.

Interestingly, this news broke the same day as Disneyland’s Star Tours closed. While that is sad, I will take the space in between a young girl’s legs anytime over George Lucas’ space. Heheheheheheeee!!!!

Source = AVN

The adult entertainment biz, long on the leading edge of cable and Web pay-per-view, is entering the world of 3-D video with Hustler’s release of “This Ain’t Avatar XXX,” the company’s biggest budget film to date.

The porno parody has just wrapped and is scheduled for September release. The video will be available as pay-per-view and as DVD/Blu-ray, viewable on 3-D television sets.

Troll fave Faye Reagan does Ringwald in this new release!

New Sensations releases the arousing cover art for “The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody” today. The Lee Roy Myers directed movie is scheduled to release July 5, but in the meantime, fans are treated to a provocative depiction of the 80’s classic movie cover. “The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody” stars Samantha Ryan, Faye Reagan and Andy San Dimas in a movie about five unlikely students coming together in an afternoon of detention and sex education. Upon viewing the cover for “The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody”, Colin, Director of Studio Relations at etailer AdultDVDEmpire.com exclaims, “It looks like the original version we sell on our mainstream site DVDEmpire.com. That item continues to sell well 25 years after the release. It’s a cult classic, so that’s a huge potential fan base.”