Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is young rising star Cassandra Nix — this clip has a very spoliery title. It is called “Filthy Whore Fucked at the Laundromat” … but as we know it’s not always about the ending but HOW we get there! So let’s find out how young Cassandra winds up in this whole mess…
Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is tiny little JESSI PALMER, who opens up a door in the film and who opens up her cunt in this clip! Glad to know Jessi ain’t racist!!
Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is little Miss TRACEY SWEET, who was only 18 years young when she appeared in the new film, which is now in theaters and expanding across the country in weeks to come, err– cum. So here she is, all 18 years, doing what an 18-year-old does best!!…
Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is KACI STARR — who plays a “POV Girl” in the film (now in theaters!), so here is what we imagine was going on behind closed doors!
Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is CHASTITY LYNN — don’t let this one’s cute little innocent face fool you, she is one dirty fucking pile of holes! Just watch what she does with this old sonofabotch…
Check out STARLET on the BIG SCREEN, in theaters across the US now!!
Today we focus on the lovable LILY LABEAU, who is so cute in the new mainstream feature film STARLET, where we get to see those amazing tits of hers on the big screen. Lucky for us we get to see more than her tits HERE….
Today we focus on porn wizard ASA AKIRA, who steals a scene in the new mainstream film (in theaters now) and who steals our semen here in this clip…
What do Zoe Voss, Asa Akira, Kristina Rose, Lily LaBeau, Kaci Starr, Tracey Sweet, Jessi Palmer, Cassandra Nix, Chastity Lynn, Tanner Mayes and Manuel Ferrera all have in common? Well besides having more sex this week than any of us will have in our lifetime!!… They’re all part of a new mainstream feature film called STARLET which opens in NY and LA today!
According to the film’s official synopsis, STARLET “explores the unlikely friendship between 21 year-old aspiring actress Jane and elderly widow Sadie after their worlds collide in California’s San Fernando Valley. Jane spends her time getting high with her dysfunctional roommates and taking care of her chihuahua Starlet, while Sadie passes her days alone, tending to her garden. After a confrontation at a yard sale, Jane finds something unexpected in a relic from Sadie’s past. Her curiosity piqued, she tries to befriend the caustic older woman. Secrets emerge as their relationship grows, revealing that nothing is ever as it seems.”
I imagine that one of the things that is not as it seems is that there are cocks and cunts involved in this seemingly innocent tale!! And you know how I love my cocks in the cunts!! Heheheheeeeeeeeeee!!! Many mainstream films that involve porn as a plot point turn out to be very lame and never have an REAL adult film stars, so this appears to be a welcome refreshing change to all that nonsense!! I for one cannot wait to see THIS SCENE where the trusty MANUEL FERRERA fingers the fuck out of ZOE VOSS, who is body double for DREE HEMINGWAY! Yes, of THOSE Hemingways. Ernest Hemingway’s great-granddaughter on all fours! Mommy Mariel must be so proud of her girl, who follows in her STAR 80 footsteps!! Now that’s my kind of family! Heeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!!
SO! In honor of the release of this monumental film event, where REAL PORN STARS have REAL SEX in a REAL MOVIE, we present a clip a day from each of the Starlets of STARLET!!!!! Jerk out all the jizz here and then go to the theater and watch them on the big screen!!!!!
We shall start with the aforementioned ZOE VOSS!…
In the epic “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World,” Alison Pill plays the title character’s disgruntled ex-girlfriend. I always had a thing for the “Smokin’ hot redhead” Sex Bob-omb drummer, and so today was a good day. Ms. Pill, who portrayed Kim Pine in the film, accidentally tweeted a pic out of her perfect tits!
“We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make you jerk off n’ stuff!”
From XBIZ.com — Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play announced today the upcoming co-production of a “Not Animal House XXX†parody. The movie will be directed by Will Ryder and is slated for a late summer release.
“We’ve been enjoying fantastic success with X-Play most recently with ‘Beverly Hillbillies XXX’ and ‘Rocky XXX,’†Bob Christian, Adam & Eve general manager said. He added, “We wanted to make a deal for the right movie and this is definitely a movie the customers have been asking for.â€
The agreement continues an award-winning series of co-productions and co-releases between the two companies that include “Not Bewitched XXX,†“Flight Attendants,†and “Beverly Hillbillies XXX.â€
“This is great news for porn fans,†Ryder said. “I can tell you this production will have more girls, more sex and more surprises than anything we’ve ever done before.â€
The producers said that most of the production will be shot on a certified soundstage in Los Angeles, but exterior scenes of the sorority and fraternity houses including some dialogue with key actors will be shot at the University of Wisconsin located in Madison, Wisconsin.
“We want to make sure this is the biggest and most successful blockbuster of the year, so we need to have a wonderful college atmosphere with really cute girls,†Ryder said.
The movie will be released as a double-disc set and will also be available in Blu-ray.
After ten years taking the cock for the cam, Jenna Haze is done. But she will remain behind the camera. Watch her personal announcement…
No, we’re not talking about Luke Skywalker or anything like that. We’re talking about the girl with that Android smartphone in her purse — now wait just a second before you make your snarky comments iPhone users… Droid users are most likely to have sex on the first date according to a Match.com survey reported by The Consumerist.
“Guys and girls with Android phones tend to get it on earlier in a relationship, while BlackBerry users are more reserved, according to a survey of Match.com users in Canada that seems to confirm some stereotypes about the various smartphones. Consumerist summed up the results, initially reported by the Toronto Star:
They found that 62% of Android users said they’ve had sex on the first date, whereas 57% of iPhone users said the same, and only 48% of those with a BlackBerry. Not only are Androiders more likely to go home with you on that first date, 55% said they’re likely to have one-night stands in general and be more active overall on dating website —72% of them have visited one, and only 58% of iPhoners and 50% of BlackBerryites have done the same. We are noticing a trend. But if you want someone to woo you in the cubicles at work, 25% of single iPhone people have had an office romance in the last five years. They’re also going to call you after only one day after a date, whereas Android and BlackBerry owners will hold out for two or three dates before checking in.”
Vivid founder Steve Hirsch has revealed his companies plans to follow up Axel Braun’s STAR WARS XXX with porn parody sequels for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and RETURN OF THE JEDI!
Says Hirsch, “Scripts are being written right now and these movies will be on our schedule.”
In addition, the company has many other parodies in their pipeline including “Wolverine XXX,†“Avengers XXX,†Iron Man XXX,†“Spider-Man vs. Superman XXX,†“X-Men XXX†(pictured, with Tom Byron as Magneto) and, best of all, “This Ain’t AVATAR XXX 2: Escape from Pandwhora.”
