Pardoy-Maestro Will Ryder does it again!…
From Lee Roy Myers, the guy that brought you A Wet Dream On Elm Street & The Human Sexipede, comes another perverted twist on a classic film. The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody welcomes viewers into the Whorleone family. As the head of the world’s largest adult-film distribution company, the Dong has accumulated many friends, but even more enemies. At the brink of porn war, the organization eases the tension with orifices that no one can refuse and a raunchy dose of revenge. Entangled in the treacherous webs of debauchery and deceit are Peter O’Tool as Dong Vito Whorleone, Kagney Lynn Karter, Tommy Pistol, Jessie Andrews, April O’Neil, Michael Vegas, Anthony Rosano, Bridgette B., Veruca James, and Mr. Pete.
Summer Porn Season Kicks Off With The Avengers and Continues With MEN IN BLACK!
NO! Not THOSE Avengers! These….
After the extraordinary success of SPIDER-MAN XXX, award-winning director Axel Braun and leading adult studio Vivid Entertainment join forces once again for a new hi-budget superhero-themed sexy spoof. Featuring the most complete Avengers line-up ever brought to the screen, and all the painstaking attention to detail that fans have come to expect from Braun’s work, THE AVENGERS XXX is another delightfully entertaining labor of love that will please even the most hardcore comic book fans…in more ways than one. THE AVENGERS XXX: A PORN PARODY will be available on DVD May 4th, 2012.
Here’s the new trailer for Pee Wee’s XXX Adventure, a parody of 1985’s Pee Wee’s Big Adventure/ I’m not sure what is more amazing here — that they managed to find a decent Pee-Wee Herman for this in the form of Tommy Pistol, or the fact that Evan Stone apparently plays multiple roles, including Large Marge and even a character in Blackface!!?
Directed by B.Skow, who did a great job on the HULK parody, is clearly one of the top porn parody directors to watch. Take a look…
Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she’s not human. She’s a doll. But Pee Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him — and only him — he’s as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of Lizzy, a sex worker with a heart of gold who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee Wee moves heaven and earth to find her, going on a wild, madcap adventure putting him face to face with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, his arch-nemesis Franklin and a porno director named Chorkle. Pee Wee eventually finds Dolly, being used as a prop on a porn set, thanks to her being stolen by Lizzy so that Lizzy could finally get a chance to win Pee Wee’s heart for her own. In the end, reason comes to both Pee Wee and Lizzy’s aid with Pee Wee finally realizing that Dolly is, like her namesake, just a piece of plastic. On the set of the porno version of Pee Wee’s adventure, Pee Wee and Lizzy finally consummate their, now mutual, love and adoration for one another. But is Pee Wee really over Dolly? Maybe. Maybe not.
FLESHBOT has an exclusive first look at Exquisite Films’ TOMB RAIDER XXX… check it out HERE!
Here’s the SFW version of the trailer for the parody that releases on March 6.
“Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” utilizes many of the popular characters from the hit game. Adult superstar Chanel Preston brings gaming icon Lara Croft to life. Additional adult stars cast in the movie include Lea Lexis (Jacqueline Natla), Kagney Linn Karter (Amanda), Lee Stone (Larson), Gracie Glam (Mia), Nicole Aniston (Julia), Dani Daniels (Tamara), Derrick Pierce (Pierre Dupont), Anthony Rosano (Alistair), Evan Stone (Frank), and Danny Mountain (Sam).
Don’t fuck this up, Braun!!
Lee Stone, who portrayed THE HULK in its great parody, takes on Arnie in Hustler’s Conan Parody…
Say what you will about porn parodies, but if you’ve watched as many as I have, you’d be aware that many are actually more entertaining than the actual Hollywood films they’re based on. This does not seem to be the case with Iron Man XXX however. But, we’ll give it a shot. And hopefully it will give us a cum shot in return! heheheheeee!
Ya know, back in my day, Porn Parodies had to have clever titles like ‘Edward Penishands’ or ‘The Anus Family.’ Nowadays we just have ‘The Adams Family XXX’ or ‘This Ain’t (insert title here).’ Now, just in time for Halloween season, Lee Roy Myers brings back a little of that old cleverness…
From the Studio & Director that brought you the hit movie, “The Human Sexipede,”, Tom Byron Pictures & Lee Roy Myers present the scariest XXX movie you will ever see, “A Wet Dream on Elm Street!”
When the inhabitants of Elm Street are overcharged for sex toys by their local sex toy dealer, Freddy, they decide to retaliate by burning him and his dildos down. However, as every horror and porn fan knows, sometimes they cum back! The charred clerk returns… and he’s horny! Freddy is haunting the dreams of his murderers, causing girls to scream in fear and satisfaction as he shows them just why his nickname is “Freddy Fingers”. When the hot, young women of Elm Street go to bed, Freddy gives them wet dreams they will never forget…or wake up from!
Freddy fucks next Tuesday, September 27th.
No, not The Star Wars Saga on Blu-Ray out today, I’m talking about STAR WARS XXX which will give us Blu-Balls since Axel Braun never seems to be able to live up to the hype. Still, we are just as much suckers for this as we are for the Saga box set. Two releases that we should most likely turn our backs on, yet two releases this Troll in particular has already pre-ordered! Well, at least one of these films will give me a release in return! Heheheheheeeeeeeee!
There house is like a dungeon,
that you will want to run from,
but you will want to cum on…
THE ADDAMS FAMILY!…
UPDATE! Click HERE for info on how YOU can attend the premiere party on Sept. 20th!
“Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” is the story of Tony, a young man who is king of the disco dance floor. Stuck in a dead-end job and considered the black sheep of the family, his dancing and his hair are the only things Tony is passionate about… until he meets Stephanie. She shows him there is world outside of Brooklyn where anything is possible, and the sex is even hotter than their dance moves.
SMASH Pictures “Halloween XXX Porn Parody” Directed by Jim Powers and shot in HD is set for a September 15th release.
It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (RAVEN ALEXIS). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (LILY LABEAU), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (ANDY SAN DIMAS) and Lynda (LEXI BELLE) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off.
While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie’s darkened house and comes fact to face with Michael Myers himself.
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