No, we’re not talking about Luke Skywalker or anything like that. We’re talking about the girl with that Android smartphone in her purse — now wait just a second before you make your snarky comments iPhone users… Droid users are most likely to have sex on the first date according to a Match.com survey reported by The Consumerist.

“Guys and girls with Android phones tend to get it on earlier in a relationship, while BlackBerry users are more reserved, according to a survey of Match.com users in Canada that seems to confirm some stereotypes about the various smartphones. Consumerist summed up the results, initially reported by the Toronto Star:

They found that 62% of Android users said they’ve had sex on the first date, whereas 57% of iPhone users said the same, and only 48% of those with a BlackBerry. Not only are Androiders more likely to go home with you on that first date, 55% said they’re likely to have one-night stands in general and be more active overall on dating website —72% of them have visited one, and only 58% of iPhoners and 50% of BlackBerryites have done the same. We are noticing a trend. But if you want someone to woo you in the cubicles at work, 25% of single iPhone people have had an office romance in the last five years. They’re also going to call you after only one day after a date, whereas Android and BlackBerry owners will hold out for two or three dates before checking in.”

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Says Hirsch, “Scripts are being written right now and these movies will be on our schedule.”

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AVN Starlet of the Year nominee Zoe Voss has revealed what appears to be an augmented set of boobers. “Surprise” was the tweet a half hour ago that linked to this page on her blog. Voss followed that up with “And when I say ‘surprise’, I’m not just pointing out the new color of my hair. Look closely.”

Although this Troll always prefers all-natural titties (and Zoe’s originals were among my faves in the biz on one of its most perfect bodies), I’m sure Ms. Voss is very pleased with the result and we are happy for her. BUT… with the AVN awards ceremony only days away, and the AEE Expo beginning tomorrow, can’t help but think this surprise could’ve been revealed to the world in grander fashion! Still, we’ll take what we can get!! Now if only we could each test those new bad boys out ourselves! Oh well, time to pop in our copy of PRON…

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Today is the last day for the 2012 AVN Awards Fan Vote. Voters could win tickets to the awards next weekend in Vegas!

Click HERE!

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA The most Adult stars ever to appear in one expo will all be found at the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, when the festivities begin on Thursday, January 18th through Saturday, January 21st, 2012 in the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.

“This will be one of the biggest AVN Adult Entertainment Expos that has ever taken place, and we are excited to see all of the incredible and beautiful women and men of the adult industry join us at The Hard Rock Hotel,” says Theo Sapoutzis, Chief Executive Officer for AVN.

The list of talent scheduled to appear include: Aiden Starr, Alexis Ford, Allie Haze, Ally Kay, Amanda Blow, Amber Ashlee, Ana Foxxx, Andy San Dimas, Arabelle, Aria Aspen, Asa Akira, Ashley Fires, Asphyxia, Aubrey Addams, Aurora Snow, Berkley Myers, Bo Blake, Bobbi Starr, Brandi Love, Brandy Aniston, Breanne Benson, Bree Olson, Britney Amber, Brittney Blaze, Brooklyn Jade, Capri Cavanni, Chanel Preston, Chyna, Claudia Valentine, D.H., Daisy Cruz, Dana DeArmond, Dia Zerva, Diamond Kitty, Ginger Sweets, Gracie Glam, Holly Michaels, India Summer, Jada Fire, Jasmine Tame, Jenna School, Jessie Andrews, Jessie Lee, Joanna Angel, Juelz Ventura, Julia Ann, Jynx Maze, Kagney Linn Karter, Kameron King, Kara Price, Katie St. Ives, Katsuni, Kelli Staxxx, Kelly Chaos, Kelly Divine, Khloe Kush, Kimberly Kane, Kirsten Price, Kleio, Kortney Kane, Kristina Rose, Krysta Kaos, Leilani Leeane, Lexi Belle, Lily Carter, Lily LaBeau, Lisa Ann, London Keyes, Maddie Oreilly, Madelyn Monroe, Madison Ivy, Magdalene St. Michaels, Mandi Paige, Mason Moore, Maya Hills, Missy Martinez, Misty Stone, Mr. ken, Nella Jay, Nica Noelle, Nikita Lynn, Nicki Hunter, Nikki Delano, Nikki Sexx, Nina Hartley, Nyomi Banxxx, Payton Leigh, Penelope Piper, Rachael Evans, Ron Jeremy, Roxanne Hall, Samantha Saint, Sammy Brooks, Sarah Monroe, Sarah Shevon, Shy Love, Sidney Lange, Sinn Sage, Skin Diamond, Sophia Santi, Sophie Dee, Sovereign Syre, Sparky, Stevie Shae, Sunny Leone, Tania Tapia, Tasha Reign, Taylor Vixen,Teagan Presley, Tee-reel, Tessa Lane, Tia Cyrus, Tori Black, Tori Taylor, Tyler Tanner, Veruca James, Victoria White, Violet Voss, Yessie Sanchez, Yurizan, Zoe Voss…

All fan, trade and press attendees may go to www.AdultEntertainmentExpo.com for the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE), which will be held at its new home, The Hard Rock Hotel, in Las Vegas, Nevada this January. AEE will showcase an incredible lineup of the biggest names the adult industry has to offer, the hottest adult stars from around the world, a robust trade seminar program, stage shows, musical performances, and a first look at the cutting-edge technology behind some of the most innovative sex toys and novelties on the market today, and in the future. For the first time in its history, The Hard Rock Hotel will host all facets of the expo, as well as the 2012 AVN Awards Show. The festivities open on Wednesday, January 18th through Saturday, January 21st, 2012. All attendees may go to www.AdultEntertainmentExpo.com.
One of the largest adult tradeshows in the world, AEE brings together an exciting and unique experience for everyone within the adult entertainment industry. AEE trade registration includes the AVN Novelty Expo (ANE), the industrys leading B2B trade expo for pleasure products, the AEE Trade Show, and for the first time, the AEE Fan Fest, giving fans never-before-seen access to the industry and its participants.
In a first, AEE will be presenting over 12 official parties held throughout Las Vegas, where attendees of the expo have the opportunity to upgrade their tickets to attend these events.
Wednesday is restricted to trade attendees only, and special trade only hours on Friday and Saturday will restrict access to industry professionals and the media in order to permit exhibitors to make and build business and media contacts before fans are allowed into the Expo.
Trade registration provides badge holders access to all AEE and ANE seminars, the main exhibit hall during all show hours, and the AVN Novelty Expo. Special Fan Tickets are also now available at fall discount rates. The VIP Fan Package includes access to the Fan Fest featuring over 300 adult stars, separate VIP Entrance, dedicated registration area, AEE Show Directory, and a complimentary T-shirt for $100.
The 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo sets the stage for the 29th annual AVN Awards Show, which will be held Saturday, January 21, 2012 at The Joint at The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas. The annual AVN Awards Show is the premier gala of adult video and recognizes titles, individuals, and companies for contributions to and excellence in the industry. Please note that a separate ticket is required for admission to the AVN Awards Show.

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