Here’s what I believe to be one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) dialogue in any porn ever, shared between early 90s icons Selena Steele and Joey Silvera…
Category: Blowjob
Here we have Amber, an 18 year old who knows how to have fun. Watch her do it for the first time on cam!…
I know these types of clips are staged, but they still baffle me — this girl looks truly clueless at certain points. Thank you, Backroom Casting Man, for giving me the only clips I need to feel happy.
In real life, creampies scare the fuck out of me. I don’t want no baby! But in the movies, i like to watch it shoot deep up in those holes unannounced, like this gent does to this fine young lady!…
The problem I have with a lot of new porn girls is how used they look. Stupid tattoos on their body often show how many miles (read: cock) they’ve traveled. So discovering Sasha via Fantasti.cc has changed everything. First of all, Sasha is absolutely gorgeous with long beautiful hair, a sweet smile and she’ll do anything. ANYTHING. And has a smile doing it. Yes this toolbox doesn’t treat her right… or maybe he does, who knows? I’d marry her if I could. See what I mean here:
And if you like that, be sure to view the other AssTeenMouth girls. All of them are young, sweet and not super-skanky…and they all take it in the ass, just like a good girl should.
Another example of what girls are supposed to look like…
This tight little brunette is new to the biz and she’s off to the right kind of start. Let us hope she’s not an idiot and doesn’t tamper with those perfect knobs!
Proof that God exists lies in this video, the hottest fuck session ever with the sexy tight Sensi Pearl. This girl is super flexible, super thin and ready to take cock everywhere. She’s got a bright future ahead of her… maybe even I’ll stick my dick in her. Make sure to at least watch 3 mins in… hottest fuck ever. Watch her fuck here:
One warning, don’t watch all the way to the end. Weird clip attached after 9 mins!
If the gifts aren’t under your tree tomorrow morning, this is probably why!…
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She won Starlet of the Year last year, here’s one reason why…
As you know, i love clips with old guys or fat guys or best, both. I love watchin’ guys older n’ fatter than my little Troll self fuck little stick figures because it gives me hope… and that hope gets me off.
But THIS fucking guy… jesus christ. His clips really disturb the fuck out of me for some reason.
How is it that these tiny little specimens can touch him, let alone have their faces in his smelly fat taint?
This kinda blows my mind. And the coke (is it fake?) And his beating his chest like a gorilla. And the fact that they don’t even seem to be revolted.
What is going on here?!
“Jimmy” writes to me:
Hi Troll, you are so cool. Ya know what’s not cool? Girls judging the size of my dick. I mean, I’m not like a mushroom or anything but i think they wish it was bigger than average. I’m sorry but everyguy is not a porn actor, ya know! Whatever happened to “it’s not the size but how you use it’ and all that! I hate girls who make a face when they see my dick. It’s like – fuck you! Anyway, keep it up! — Jimmy
Well, Jimmy, Lemme tell ya, I’ve been thinking and if girls can judge guys buy the length of their cock then we guys should all be judging girls by the shortness of their slits. In other words, girls over 22 need not apply! We want it young and we want it tight. Like here:
Ouch. That looked like it hurt.
Good.
Even though the back of my brain knows all these girls agreed to these type of videos beforehand, I love pretending these are real. And the more the girls genuinely act surprised, the easier it is for me to pretend, which in turn makes it easier for me to cum all over the place! heheheheheeeeeee!
Some girls are so young and hot it makes you question why the fuck they’re doing what they’re doing — the answer is they’re just horny and love sex and might as well make a career outta it! And we agree! Thank goodness Sophie here had this train of thought, leading her away from her home, to the San Fernando Valley, into this apartment, onto our computer screens, leading up to spilled seed all over the place, leading to more Kleenex products being sold. So, on behalf of the Kleenex corporation, Sophie Moone, we salute YOU!
Further proof that no one should have babies…