In real life, creampies scare the fuck out of me. I don’t want no baby! But in the movies, i like to watch it shoot deep up in those holes unannounced, like this gent does to this fine young lady!…
The problem I have with a lot of new porn girls is how used they look. Stupid tattoos on their body often show how many miles (read: cock) they’ve traveled. So discovering Sasha via Fantasti.cc has changed everything. First of all, Sasha is absolutely gorgeous with long beautiful hair, a sweet smile and she’ll do anything. ANYTHING. And has a smile doing it. Yes this toolbox doesn’t treat her right… or maybe he does, who knows? I’d marry her if I could. See what I mean here:
And if you like that, be sure to view the other AssTeenMouth girls. All of them are young, sweet and not super-skanky…and they all take it in the ass, just like a good girl should.
Vivid founder Steve Hirsch has revealed his companies plans to follow up Axel Braun’s STAR WARS XXX with porn parody sequels for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and RETURN OF THE JEDI!
Says Hirsch, “Scripts are being written right now and these movies will be on our schedule.”
In addition, the company has many other parodies in their pipeline including “Wolverine XXX,” “Avengers XXX,” Iron Man XXX,” “Spider-Man vs. Superman XXX,” “X-Men XXX” (pictured, with Tom Byron as Magneto) and, best of all, “This Ain’t AVATAR XXX 2: Escape from Pandwhora.”
AVN Starlet of the Year nominee Zoe Voss has revealed what appears to be an augmented set of boobers. “Surprise” was the tweet a half hour ago that linked to this page on her blog. Voss followed that up with “And when I say ‘surprise’, I’m not just pointing out the new color of my hair. Look closely.”
Although this Troll always prefers all-natural titties (and Zoe’s originals were among my faves in the biz on one of its most perfect bodies), I’m sure Ms. Voss is very pleased with the result and we are happy for her. BUT… with the AVN awards ceremony only days away, and the AEE Expo beginning tomorrow, can’t help but think this surprise could’ve been revealed to the world in grander fashion! Still, we’ll take what we can get!! Now if only we could each test those new bad boys out ourselves! Oh well, time to pop in our copy of PRON…
(See Zoe’s originals at the 37:00 mark)
Another example of what girls are supposed to look like…
Today is the last day for the 2012 AVN Awards Fan Vote. Voters could win tickets to the awards next weekend in Vegas!
Click HERE!
This tight little brunette is new to the biz and she’s off to the right kind of start. Let us hope she’s not an idiot and doesn’t tamper with those perfect knobs!
Don’t fuck this up, Braun!!
Proof that God exists lies in this video, the hottest fuck session ever with the sexy tight Sensi Pearl. This girl is super flexible, super thin and ready to take cock everywhere. She’s got a bright future ahead of her… maybe even I’ll stick my dick in her. Make sure to at least watch 3 mins in… hottest fuck ever. Watch her fuck here:
One warning, don’t watch all the way to the end. Weird clip attached after 9 mins!
Happy New Year all you horny bastards out there!
Love, your favorite little Troll.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA The most Adult stars ever to appear in one expo will all be found at the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, when the festivities begin on Thursday, January 18th through Saturday, January 21st, 2012 in the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
“This will be one of the biggest AVN Adult Entertainment Expos that has ever taken place, and we are excited to see all of the incredible and beautiful women and men of the adult industry join us at The Hard Rock Hotel,” says Theo Sapoutzis, Chief Executive Officer for AVN.
The list of talent scheduled to appear include: Aiden Starr, Alexis Ford, Allie Haze, Ally Kay, Amanda Blow, Amber Ashlee, Ana Foxxx, Andy San Dimas, Arabelle, Aria Aspen, Asa Akira, Ashley Fires, Asphyxia, Aubrey Addams, Aurora Snow, Berkley Myers, Bo Blake, Bobbi Starr, Brandi Love, Brandy Aniston, Breanne Benson, Bree Olson, Britney Amber, Brittney Blaze, Brooklyn Jade, Capri Cavanni, Chanel Preston, Chyna, Claudia Valentine, D.H., Daisy Cruz, Dana DeArmond, Dia Zerva, Diamond Kitty, Ginger Sweets, Gracie Glam, Holly Michaels, India Summer, Jada Fire, Jasmine Tame, Jenna School, Jessie Andrews, Jessie Lee, Joanna Angel, Juelz Ventura, Julia Ann, Jynx Maze, Kagney Linn Karter, Kameron King, Kara Price, Katie St. Ives, Katsuni, Kelli Staxxx, Kelly Chaos, Kelly Divine, Khloe Kush, Kimberly Kane, Kirsten Price, Kleio, Kortney Kane, Kristina Rose, Krysta Kaos, Leilani Leeane, Lexi Belle, Lily Carter, Lily LaBeau, Lisa Ann, London Keyes, Maddie Oreilly, Madelyn Monroe, Madison Ivy, Magdalene St. Michaels, Mandi Paige, Mason Moore, Maya Hills, Missy Martinez, Misty Stone, Mr. ken, Nella Jay, Nica Noelle, Nikita Lynn, Nicki Hunter, Nikki Delano, Nikki Sexx, Nina Hartley, Nyomi Banxxx, Payton Leigh, Penelope Piper, Rachael Evans, Ron Jeremy, Roxanne Hall, Samantha Saint, Sammy Brooks, Sarah Monroe, Sarah Shevon, Shy Love, Sidney Lange, Sinn Sage, Skin Diamond, Sophia Santi, Sophie Dee, Sovereign Syre, Sparky, Stevie Shae, Sunny Leone, Tania Tapia, Tasha Reign, Taylor Vixen,Teagan Presley, Tee-reel, Tessa Lane, Tia Cyrus, Tori Black, Tori Taylor, Tyler Tanner, Veruca James, Victoria White, Violet Voss, Yessie Sanchez, Yurizan, Zoe Voss…
If the gifts aren’t under your tree tomorrow morning, this is probably why!…
Santa takes a break for cum (Christmas 2012 trailer) brought to you by PornHub
Lee Stone, who portrayed THE HULK in its great parody, takes on Arnie in Hustler’s Conan Parody…
She won Starlet of the Year last year, here’s one reason why…
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