Ahh, 42nd street. My old stomping grounds. Truly a paradise up until the mid-90s when it was all taken away from us. So many of you visiting New York will pass through 42nd Street between 7th and 8th avenues, so little will truly know the wonders that small stretch of real estate once possessed. But don’t fret! According to The NY POST, New Yorkers can take their pick at the city’s public libraries, thanks to a policy that gives adults the most uncensored access to extreme, hard-core Internet smut this side of the old Times Square. It all falls under the heading of free speech and the protection of the First Amendment, library officials say. It’s nice to know some folks out there are still interested in protecting our Constitution.
“Customers can watch whatever they want on the computer,” said Brooklyn Public Library spokeswoman Malika Granville, describing the anything-goes philosophy that’s the rule at the city’s 200-plus branches. Now, thanks to folks like Malika, we can once again see stuff like this just off of good ol’ 42nd Street – and get to watch guys fucking in a library WHILE we’re in the library! It’s 4D!