There aren’t enough redheads hopping up and down on cocks for cash these days, I say – luckily – Dani Jensen is fighting the good fight to change all that!
Hello humans! It is October 25th! What’s so special about that, you ask? Why human, I am surprised at you, quite honestly. Even I, a mere forest troll, knows that October 25th, 1955 was the day Doc Brown told Marty McFly to meet him at the Twin Pines Mall for his first time travel experiment! And being that I do not have any Back to the Future porn to offer you, here is something that I hope will suffice – a young redhead with car trouble and a shifty mechanic who informs her she needs a flux capacitor two and a half minutes in.
But she has no money! Sadly, 1.21 gigawatts won’t get her out of this scrape. But do you know what will? Getting cummed on in the dirty auto shop! Hehehehe I can’t wait!…
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Here’s a cute little girl on her knees before a guy who likes to call her a filthy little pig, or dog. That’s not very nice of him. Unless of course this is like that terrible Jack Black movie where he sees Paltrow as fat – and this boy actually sees a PigDog type creature in the room with him and little does he know it’s a nice young teen. Whatever the case may be, she does not seem to mind all that much.
What I do not understand is when he shoves his manhood into her mouth, isn’t he afraid she is just playing “nice” and pretending to not mind so she can bite his dick off once it is in? That’s what I would be thinking, and why I could never enjoy this type of sexual behavior. Do not get me wrong! I LOVE when the girl doesn’t want anything to do with me, it only makes it hotter.
Now, let’s see if he makes it outta this with all his bits intact….
Heheheheeee! There are many days when I am depressed. Yes, trolls get depressed, too! But don’t feel bad. Because whenever I am sad all I need to do is play this clip, and walah! I emerge on the other side of its 17 minutes happy as can be! Heehehehehehehe! I suggest for you the same. Do not watch this right now. Wait until you are feeling blue. Then put on this blue movie and you’re sure to feel better than ever after you squeeze your cock pretending you are this lucky, lucky man…
Go on, just like he says, “Grip it like your grabbin’ hold of some reins…”
Ahhh Valentine’s day. A day of love – but not for the boyfriend of this spunky little red fireball – she’s about to cheat on hers with some asshole who picks her up in the park! Lucky for us we get to watch! Hee hee!!!!
This girl is not as skinny as I’d like her to be when all clothes come off. She also possesses piercings I don’t particularly care for. Still, as staged as these “audition” scenes always feel – they never fail to get my TrollSeed to shoot fast and far!
From time to time, I like to familiarize you gents with the newest pornographic actresses. Today’s introduction is Faye Reagan, formerly Faye Valentine, born September 19, 1988 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The Gauntlet 3 featured her in four scenes, including an interracial oral scene with Jack Napier, an orgy scene, a creampie, and an extended blowbang with 18 men. She reportedly swallowed all of the ejaculate produced during the blowbang, and all four scenes were filmed in one day. She does not perform anal sex on screen. In May 2008 she was one of Adult Video News’s four “Fresh New Faces” cover girls. She appeared at the 12th annual Erotic LA convention at the Los Angeles Convention Center in June 2008. Reagan has been engaged to fellow pornographic actor Dane Cross, whom she works with on a regular basis, since 2007. She appeared in a print ad for American Apparel in mid-2008, credited as “Jillian”. Reagan announced in June 2009 that she has returned to working with male actors other than Cross.
But you don’t care about any of that, now do ya. No. But HERE’S what you do!…
Oh Uncle Harvey. You’re so foul mouthed, but your caretaker is so pretty mouthed. Whatever will you do! Will his Tourette’s get the better of him, or will he force this little thang to suck his cock and fuck him to good health? Only one way to find out.
Thanks to frequent reader “Alabaster,” we can all get excited over the potential of seeing a fantastic Gillian Anderson lookalike fuck.
Here’s another short clip from the always awesome offerings of Nubiles.net. I like to call these little preview clips “Race to Release” because there’s just enough time to pump out a load to these young and fresh looking pieces of meat! I lost mine at 1:27. Can you do better? Hurry!
By now, all you little humans have your tickets for Harry Potter this week. And while I’m as big a fan as anyone (after all, I AM a magical creature hehee!) I would rather watch WHORE’s than Horcrux’s if you know what I mean! Which brings us to my latest find. Say what you will about the French, but Cherry here is the reason why we like to kiss like them! So pull out your wands and get ready to cast your white goopy spells all over yourselves…
…too bad we can’t go see this in IMAX 3D! Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeee.