FLESHBOT has an exclusive first look at Exquisite Films’ TOMB RAIDER XXX… check it out HERE!
Here’s the SFW version of the trailer for the parody that releases on March 6.
“Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” utilizes many of the popular characters from the hit game. Adult superstar Chanel Preston brings gaming icon Lara Croft to life. Additional adult stars cast in the movie include Lea Lexis (Jacqueline Natla), Kagney Linn Karter (Amanda), Lee Stone (Larson), Gracie Glam (Mia), Nicole Aniston (Julia), Dani Daniels (Tamara), Derrick Pierce (Pierre Dupont), Anthony Rosano (Alistair), Evan Stone (Frank), and Danny Mountain (Sam).
No, we’re not talking about Luke Skywalker or anything like that. We’re talking about the girl with that Android smartphone in her purse — now wait just a second before you make your snarky comments iPhone users… Droid users are most likely to have sex on the first date according to a Match.com survey reported by The Consumerist.
“Guys and girls with Android phones tend to get it on earlier in a relationship, while BlackBerry users are more reserved, according to a survey of Match.com users in Canada that seems to confirm some stereotypes about the various smartphones. Consumerist summed up the results, initially reported by the Toronto Star:
They found that 62% of Android users said they’ve had sex on the first date, whereas 57% of iPhone users said the same, and only 48% of those with a BlackBerry. Not only are Androiders more likely to go home with you on that first date, 55% said they’re likely to have one-night stands in general and be more active overall on dating website —72% of them have visited one, and only 58% of iPhoners and 50% of BlackBerryites have done the same. We are noticing a trend. But if you want someone to woo you in the cubicles at work, 25% of single iPhone people have had an office romance in the last five years. They’re also going to call you after only one day after a date, whereas Android and BlackBerry owners will hold out for two or three dates before checking in.”
In real life, creampies scare the fuck out of me. I don’t want no baby! But in the movies, i like to watch it shoot deep up in those holes unannounced, like this gent does to this fine young lady!…
The problem I have with a lot of new porn girls is how used they look. Stupid tattoos on their body often show how many miles (read: cock) they’ve traveled. So discovering Sasha via Fantasti.cc has changed everything. First of all, Sasha is absolutely gorgeous with long beautiful hair, a sweet smile and she’ll do anything. ANYTHING. And has a smile doing it. Yes this toolbox doesn’t treat her right… or maybe he does, who knows? I’d marry her if I could. See what I mean here:
And if you like that, be sure to view the other AssTeenMouth girls. All of them are young, sweet and not super-skanky…and they all take it in the ass, just like a good girl should.
Vivid founder Steve Hirsch has revealed his companies plans to follow up Axel Braun’s STAR WARS XXX with porn parody sequels for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and RETURN OF THE JEDI!
Says Hirsch, “Scripts are being written right now and these movies will be on our schedule.”
In addition, the company has many other parodies in their pipeline including “Wolverine XXX,” “Avengers XXX,” Iron Man XXX,” “Spider-Man vs. Superman XXX,” “X-Men XXX” (pictured, with Tom Byron as Magneto) and, best of all, “This Ain’t AVATAR XXX 2: Escape from Pandwhora.”
After coming up on stage to accept their awards at the 2012 AVN Awards, the winners stopped backstage to get photographed Saturday night at The Joint Theater at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
AVN Starlet of the Year nominee Zoe Voss has revealed what appears to be an augmented set of boobers. “Surprise” was the tweet a half hour ago that linked to this page on her blog. Voss followed that up with “And when I say ‘surprise’, I’m not just pointing out the new color of my hair. Look closely.”
Although this Troll always prefers all-natural titties (and Zoe’s originals were among my faves in the biz on one of its most perfect bodies), I’m sure Ms. Voss is very pleased with the result and we are happy for her. BUT… with the AVN awards ceremony only days away, and the AEE Expo beginning tomorrow, can’t help but think this surprise could’ve been revealed to the world in grander fashion! Still, we’ll take what we can get!! Now if only we could each test those new bad boys out ourselves! Oh well, time to pop in our copy of PRON…
This tight little brunette is new to the biz and she’s off to the right kind of start. Let us hope she’s not an idiot and doesn’t tamper with those perfect knobs!
Proof that God exists lies in this video, the hottest fuck session ever with the sexy tight Sensi Pearl. This girl is super flexible, super thin and ready to take cock everywhere. She’s got a bright future ahead of her… maybe even I’ll stick my dick in her. Make sure to at least watch 3 mins in… hottest fuck ever. Watch her fuck here:
One warning, don’t watch all the way to the end. Weird clip attached after 9 mins!
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