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79 pounds…

The face and the voice could be better but who could complain really? She’s 79 POUNDS! Just like this Troll likes ’em! Heheheheeeeeee!!


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These Aren’t The MEN IN BLACK!

Summer Porn Season Kicks Off With The Avengers and Continues With MEN IN BLACK!

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Can’t Wait For THE AVENGERS To Kick Off Summer on May 4th!

NO! Not THOSE Avengers! These….

After the extraordinary success of SPIDER-MAN XXX, award-winning director Axel Braun and leading adult studio Vivid Entertainment join forces once again for a new hi-budget superhero-themed sexy spoof. Featuring the most complete Avengers line-up ever brought to the screen, and all the painstaking attention to detail that fans have come to expect from Braun’s work, THE AVENGERS XXX is another delightfully entertaining labor of love that will please even the most hardcore comic book fans…in more ways than one. THE AVENGERS XXX: A PORN PARODY will be available on DVD May 4th, 2012.

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5th Grade Teacher Fucks

So here we have a 5th grade teacher who fucked on cam before she taught 12 year olds science. Now she’s been dismissed for fear the kids couldn’t handle it. Oh I got news for ’em… they handled it alright. I’m sure more than a few times! Heheheheheeeeeee!

Makes me feel like I never really lived. Who cares if this chick is sort of a boring lay. Those goddamn lucky fucking kids in that class!

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I Love What This Man Does For Us

I know these types of clips are staged, but they still baffle me — this girl looks truly clueless at certain points. Thank you, Backroom Casting Man, for giving me the only clips I need to feel happy.

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The Troll’s Big Male Sack: Sex Clubs


Young Timmy writes, “Dear Troll, I love your site but i worry all this smut will pollute my mind. In fact, my friends tell me that if i keep frequenting sex clubs i will go dumb. Please say this is not the false– i mean, the truth. Hahah”

Well, Timmy, I have good news! It is indeed false, as a matter of fact, even Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking enjoys a good paid-for grind every now and again! Check out this article from RaderOnline!

Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking is somewhat of a regular at a Devore, California sex club, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to the club with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him.

“He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back ‘play area’ laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him.”

So there you have it! Let’s all go hang out with Stevie! I’ll buy you a lapdance, Timmy! hahaha!!!!

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The Panda Strikes Again!

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Pandas Are So Lovable!

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Family Guy XXX Trailer

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Well This Is Kinda Interesting/Cool

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Pee Wee’s XXX Adventure!

Here’s the new trailer for Pee Wee’s XXX Adventure, a parody of 1985’s Pee Wee’s Big Adventure/ I’m not sure what is more amazing here — that they managed to find a decent Pee-Wee Herman for this in the form of Tommy Pistol, or the fact that Evan Stone apparently plays multiple roles, including Large Marge and even a character in Blackface!!?

Directed by B.Skow, who did a great job on the HULK parody, is clearly one of the top porn parody directors to watch. Take a look…

Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she’s not human. She’s a doll. But Pee Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him — and only him — he’s as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of Lizzy, a sex worker with a heart of gold who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee Wee moves heaven and earth to find her, going on a wild, madcap adventure putting him face to face with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, his arch-nemesis Franklin and a porno director named Chorkle. Pee Wee eventually finds Dolly, being used as a prop on a porn set, thanks to her being stolen by Lizzy so that Lizzy could finally get a chance to win Pee Wee’s heart for her own. In the end, reason comes to both Pee Wee and Lizzy’s aid with Pee Wee finally realizing that Dolly is, like her namesake, just a piece of plastic. On the set of the porno version of Pee Wee’s adventure, Pee Wee and Lizzy finally consummate their, now mutual, love and adoration for one another. But is Pee Wee really over Dolly? Maybe. Maybe not.

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Tomb Raider XXX Trailer

FLESHBOT has an exclusive first look at Exquisite Films’ TOMB RAIDER XXX… check it out HERE!

Here’s the SFW version of the trailer for the parody that releases on March 6.

“Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” utilizes many of the popular characters from the hit game. Adult superstar Chanel Preston brings gaming icon Lara Croft to life. Additional adult stars cast in the movie include Lea Lexis (Jacqueline Natla), Kagney Linn Karter (Amanda), Lee Stone (Larson), Gracie Glam (Mia), Nicole Aniston (Julia), Dani Daniels (Tamara), Derrick Pierce (Pierre Dupont), Anthony Rosano (Alistair), Evan Stone (Frank), and Danny Mountain (Sam).

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Jenna Haze Retires From Performing

After ten years taking the cock for the cam, Jenna Haze is done. But she will remain behind the camera. Watch her personal announcement…

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Meet Hanna

Much better than the Hanna with Cate Blanchett in it…

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Droid Users Are Sluts

No, we’re not talking about Luke Skywalker or anything like that. We’re talking about the girl with that Android smartphone in her purse — now wait just a second before you make your snarky comments iPhone users… Droid users are most likely to have sex on the first date according to a Match.com survey reported by The Consumerist.

“Guys and girls with Android phones tend to get it on earlier in a relationship, while BlackBerry users are more reserved, according to a survey of Match.com users in Canada that seems to confirm some stereotypes about the various smartphones. Consumerist summed up the results, initially reported by the Toronto Star:

They found that 62% of Android users said they’ve had sex on the first date, whereas 57% of iPhone users said the same, and only 48% of those with a BlackBerry. Not only are Androiders more likely to go home with you on that first date, 55% said they’re likely to have one-night stands in general and be more active overall on dating website —72% of them have visited one, and only 58% of iPhoners and 50% of BlackBerryites have done the same. We are noticing a trend. But if you want someone to woo you in the cubicles at work, 25% of single iPhone people have had an office romance in the last five years. They’re also going to call you after only one day after a date, whereas Android and BlackBerry owners will hold out for two or three dates before checking in.”