Technology has allowed animated condoms to fuck sleeping blondes. Forget about 3D or HD, CG is the future of pornography…and my only regret is that I can’t understand what these creepy little fuckers are saying before they slide between this hotties tits or into her pussy or ass. And just when you thought you’ve seen it all, it gets even weirder. Watch below.
Weird enough for you?
I remember when I was a wee little Troll and I used to sneak into human areas. One time I snuck into a movie called THE BLACK HOLE. A human actor named Ernest Borgnine was in it and I thought he was pretty cool. And now, finally, 31 years later I know why!…
I wonder if Borgnine gets off to Black Holes like this one! Heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Weee hooo!!!!!!
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Dear Troll, my name is Dave and I love amateur porn – not a day goes by when I don’t release to hot young girls being seduced by older men into having sex. I can’t believe how these guys find these girls and make a living doing this! I am so jealous. But, is it really real? I mean, are these girls really this easy? Or is it all an act? Thanks for your help in clearing this up for all of us, Mr. Troll!
Well, Dave, my answer to you is – who cares!? I’d spend less time worrying if it’s real or not and more time just wanking it! Let’s be grateful these girls are getting naked for us no matter what the behind the scenes story is. However, as you trusty Troll, I feel somewhat obligated to answer your query – which is why I will point you in the direction of one miss Elizabeth Hawkenson…
FilmDrunk linked to an Asylum story about 18-year-old Arizona State freshman geology major Elizabeth Hawkenson, who had reportedly had her scholarship revoked after appearing in a “casting couch†porno in which she holds up her actual ASU ID. The basis of the story was a letter supposedly sent to the ASU regents by an “anonymous alumnus†who was outraged with Hawkenson’s “degrading sexual activities†and demanded her $33,000 scholarship be revoked. Today, the Phoenix New Times reports that the Board of Regents says they never received such a letter, Hawkenson is still enrolled and lives in a dorm, and her scholarship has not been revoked.
“The whole thing is scripted,†Hawkenson tells New Times. “I knew going in there it was for sex.â€
The format of the casting couch video is that the man with the best job on the planet brings tight young girls into his office who supposedly think they’re there auditioning for a modeling job, at which point the director eventually talks her into having sex on camera. Ahh, why am I wasting both our valuable time typing about it when we can just sit back a watch!…
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Heheheheeee! There are many days when I am depressed. Yes, trolls get depressed, too! But don’t feel bad. Because whenever I am sad all I need to do is play this clip, and walah! I emerge on the other side of its 17 minutes happy as can be! Heehehehehehehe! I suggest for you the same. Do not watch this right now. Wait until you are feeling blue. Then put on this blue movie and you’re sure to feel better than ever after you squeeze your cock pretending you are this lucky, lucky man…
Go on, just like he says, “Grip it like your grabbin’ hold of some reins…”
Crazy Kat here doesn’t seemed too concerned about the hygienic aspects of what she’s about to let these two men do to her. Which is exactly why I love her! Heheheheheheheh!!!!!!
Stumbled upon this disturbing video of a real-life extra-terrestrial invading this poor young woman’s vagina. Oh the humanity where outer space beings can ravage our bodies. And talk about an anal probe!! Can’t believe Brandi Lyons survived this. Can you?
I recently have become aware of Jenny Hendrix, who is about four years into the business at this point, with her latest release being the amazing “Not The Cosby’s 2.”
Here we have a younger (and slightly less tight) Jenny getting into a cat fight with a fellow student who she deservedly kicks in the cunt! But not to fear, Mr. Weinstein soon enters, brings order, and then, well… enters.
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Elvis Presley, the undisputed King of Rock ‘n’ Roll… and of vagina! Watch as he fucks her tender…
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I mean just watch. Watch what she does. Watch what she’ll do. After you spray it out onto yourself, keep on watching. Just watch how willing she is to do whatever this older man asks of her. This is what makes me happy.
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I don’t know what to make of this little tart. But I think I love her. She’s cute, young, naughty and nasty. In this particular video, Jeanie laments not having anal sex in a while, which is quickly rectumified… err… rectified. I’d say the “poor” girl gets abused, but she seems to love it so with that, we love her back. And by that I don’t just mean her backside.
If you want to see more Jeanie, including a video clip that will make you rock hard in approx. 10 seconds, click to continue inside. Otherwise, enjoy the show:
This has got to be my new favorite video of all time. Not just on this site. Not just on the internet. Of all time.
Hot Blonde. Good Music. Clown.
Lana Croft, soon to be seen in “Warren the Ape” on MTV can be seen here mutilating the bunghole of tiny Jandi Lin. Who knew so many things could fit inside you humans!
Seems that “Otto” has been doing just fine…
Thanks to The Alabaster for this edition of “Peeps From The Peeps” !