Oh Uncle Harvey. You’re so foul mouthed, but your caretaker is so pretty mouthed. Whatever will you do! Will his Tourette’s get the better of him, or will he force this little thang to suck his cock and fuck him to good health? Only one way to find out.
So what if this has an ass hole wider than my mouth? If this clip works for our loyal and longtime viewer “Bake” then it works for us! But be warned…this is all very unhygienic.
Missy is a squirty little thing, isn’t she! I enjoy how she lets this lucky boy treat her clit like a stress toy. Those things are built for waer and tear!
Spike Jonze could have learned a lot if he had watched this movie before making his new children’s movie, Where the Wild Things Are. Doesn’t he realize the market is all about adult hardcore porn? In this monster-fuck-fest, luscious blonde teen slut Lea de Mae goes for a walk in the woods and then gets attacked by some “monster cock.” As a fan of Lea de Mae, I’m just happy she accepted the role of “girl fucked by monster,” especially the way the creature fucks her doggystyle, gets blown by her and then when he calls his monster friend, they gangbang her until creaming her face with loads of sticky jizz. Fun!
Watching Taylor Rain dive into donuts before she downs a cock reminds me of a story I heard in high school. Walking alongside a buddy of mine, another kid walked past and my friend said, “See that kid. He’s a donut eater.” Caught off-guard, I asked him what he meant and he simply said, “He eats donuts off his brother’s cock.”
Now, I’m not much into gay sex, but when I saw Taylor Rain and a box of donuts, I was hoping that I’d finally see what eating a donut off the cock would look like. Unfortunately, that’s not the case, but fortunately for us all, Taylor Rain is too fuckin’ hot gagging on cock and getting drilled in her ass. See for yourself and I dare you not to cum.
So I don’t know what a “Zuleidy Lapiedra” is… but I found out today. Zuleidy actually went by another name, Little Lupe in her claim for fuck fame. Now, she goes by Lupe Fuentes, I suppose to help trick unsuspecting Daisy Fuentes fans. In any case, I stumbled upon her running in the streets from two guys, where she was captured by gunpoint to fuck. Wrapped in cellophane, she’s ordered to suck cock in a closet, and then bent over and fucked in the ass to serve man. What a trooper this exotic little minx is.
I’ve come to accept that, provided VR helmets are invented in the next 50 years, that I will die without ever having put my penis inside a dwarf. I’m okay with that, because thankfully I have this video of Bridget Powers AKA Bridget the Midget blowing cock, getting banged, and taking a cock in her ass to help me imagine what that would be like. Now if I can only track down a dwarf gangbang orgy, life could be complete.
You know how it goes; you help a girl out and she rewards you by letting you put your cock inside her. Happens all the time right? That’s why I wasted hours fixing your car or setting up your TV or building motherfucking furniture!!! FUCK, even when I had a girlfriend, trying to get her to put out was like orchestrating peace talks between North and South Korea.
So yes, I *love* this girl. I don’t know who she is, and her voice is kinda annoying, but she knows when to shut up and fuck. She reminds me of Elisha Cuthbert, if she was truly The Girl Next Door who loved to blow dudes. This tight little blonde is exactly what this Scumbag needs, and that she’s up to “explore uncharted territory” is always golden in my book. HOWEVER, the fucking video ends just as it’s about to go south, literally, so F U to whomever uploaded it. Still, you’ll get a good 14 plus minutes of hot youngin threesome action though.
My Troll buddy may have ended July with a prayer, but we’re starting August out with a HALLELUJAH! There’s something very sexy about naughty nuns, and hot nuns at that. If they were 400 pounds or 70 years old, it may not hit my g-spot but these young nubile sluts-turned-saints are just what this Scumbag needs. A threesome with two girls on one guy IS the Holy Trinity, after all. You’ll also love the rousing soundtrack. The best part though? This was originally titled, “Please Father, My Ass First.” Hilarious. The only drawback is the language barrier. I like to pretend he’s reciting the book of Matthew, or maybe the Da Vinci Code.
Now please say four Hail Marys when you drop on the floor after catching these nuns on the run… to be fucked!
OK, this clip is out of control on many levels. First we have a lady who looks far too young to have the teacher job she seems to keep. Although she does seem very organized. That’s probably why they hired her. Then, out of nowhere, a crazy biker clown sits down in her classroom and begins to partake in my favorite activity, the pumping of the cock.
Trust me on this one, fellas, once you get two minutes in to the “Squeeze those tits!” moment you won’t be able to stop watching this one…even after you shoot! “Oh yeah!!”