I remember when I was a wee little Troll and I used to sneak into human areas. One time I snuck into a movie called THE BLACK HOLE. A human actor named Ernest Borgnine was in it and I thought he was pretty cool. And now, finally, 31 years later I know why!…
I wonder if Borgnine gets off to Black Holes like this one! Heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Weee hooo!!!!!!
The hot 100 list is the top rated, currently active porn stars in the business updated every single month letting you know who you should be spanking your one-eyed wille to and in what order.
Jenna Haze once again sits atop the list, so what are you waiting for? Stroke to it… go on, it’s alright, she wants you to! Just listen!…
This foreign man must have placed a phone call prior to his getting in the shower, this gave him the perfect amount of time to bathe himself to prepare for her arrival. Like clockwork, she arrives at the door as soon as he is out of the shower and ready to manipulate her for our pleasure. I don’t know about you, but I’m betting I shoot all over the place before he does. I always do. I see no point in prolonging the inevitable! heheheheheh!!!!
Troll dwellings are similar to some of your human apartments. Very tight spaces with hardly enough room for all to fit. This is one of the things we both share in common. And another person who shares this problem in a form of her own is little Lexi Bell, who has a slit hardly built to accommodate the African-American schlong about to inhabit it…
Lana Croft, soon to be seen in “Warren the Ape” on MTV can be seen here mutilating the bunghole of tiny Jandi Lin. Who knew so many things could fit inside you humans!
From time to time, I like to familiarize you gents with the newest pornographic actresses. Today’s introduction is Faye Reagan, formerly Faye Valentine, born September 19, 1988 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The Gauntlet 3 featured her in four scenes, including an interracial oral scene with Jack Napier, an orgy scene, a creampie, and an extended blowbang with 18 men. She reportedly swallowed all of the ejaculate produced during the blowbang, and all four scenes were filmed in one day. She does not perform anal sex on screen. In May 2008 she was one of Adult Video News’s four “Fresh New Faces” cover girls. She appeared at the 12th annual Erotic LA convention at the Los Angeles Convention Center in June 2008. Reagan has been engaged to fellow pornographic actor Dane Cross, whom she works with on a regular basis, since 2007. She appeared in a print ad for American Apparel in mid-2008, credited as “Jillian”. Reagan announced in June 2009 that she has returned to working with male actors other than Cross.
But you don’t care about any of that, now do ya. No. But HERE’S what you do!…