The Troll’s Big Male Sack: Jesse Jane Drops Your Balls

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Big Tits, blonde, Mailbox, Videos | Posted on 31-12-2010

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We round out 2010 with a letter not to Santa but to me, The Troll!…

Hi Troll – I love . She makes the best porn. She is so crazy and funny and cool! I wish I knew her better. Any tips?

Hello Fan, I think THIS CLIP will be to your liking! Thanks for visiting my site. I agree with you, Jesse is quite the source of many of my trollgasms hehehehee! As well as her own! Watch her squirt it:

Happy New Year, Everybody!

Back To School Time

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Big Tits, blonde, Blowjob, Mature, Videos | Posted on 01-09-2010

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September 1. A day many teens dread. School season has arrived. But do not fret, boys! Look at this particular student. He went to school and his teacher had sexual intercourse with him! Maybe this week it’ll happen to you! But if it does not, do not dispair– you always have me, The Troll, to show you guys who are luckier than you…


Teacher Makes Her Student Cum Twice! brought to you by PornHub

PS – This boy must have been left back. He is very old to be a student. But with teachers like this, I can see why he would be in no rush to graduate!

Kayden Kross Kaptivates!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in anal, ass, Big Tits, blonde, Blowjob, Public, Videos | Posted on 19-02-2010

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Over the last few months, has won me over, not just with her hot looks, but with something rarely seen in today’s porn stars… class. Kayden has a way about her that manages all at once to be slutty and smart.

Her personal blogs on Xctric to her interviews on location, she has a way that ropes you in. Of course, it also doesn’t hurt that she takes a long stiff piece of dick inside her anus, as demonstrated here on this sunny day…

Kayden Kross does and anal by the pool brought to you by PornHub

Computer Generated Porn is the Future

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Posted by The Scumbag | Posted in asian, Big Tits, Videos | Posted on 14-09-2009

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In the future, porn will have no need for starlets like Ginger Lynn and Jenna Jameson that look hot and eventually fade into some beastly mess of plastic surgery or open vaginaness. The future will be designed by nerds, chronic masturbating nerds, yes, but it will be glorious because they will perfectly render the face and body of Megan Fox, and within minutes, insert her into a rough, interracial gangbang, complete with bukkake party. Really anything goes in this future; anyone that can be facially or body scanned will essentially be The Next Big Porn Star, and any coupling can be imagined.

We’re not there yet, folks, as evidenced by this video of some CG anime chick giving it up. But we’re on the way! Make sure to keep an eye out for 7:30 and the first fully digital semen spill.

Britney Is Going To Do Anything And Everything

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Big Tits, blonde, Blowjob, Handjob, POV, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 30-07-2009

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You may find this odd, but what really turns me on the most? Fucked up skin.

Please, allow me to explain. Who needs a perfect 10 to intimidate you and make you feel like they’re doing you a favor by letting you snuggle up beside them? Fuck those stuck up cunts and the false pedestals they stand on!

Now take a girl like Britney here. Here’s a girl who I can really get off to. The accessibly cute, young hometown ordinary naive little girl who I’d have a shot with in real life. And very fucked up skin-wise to boot. That’s the key element! And that’s why, as I sit here typing this, my fingers are sticking to the keys! Hehheeeee.

Enjoy her, especially when she spits and drools at 3:54. Yeah. That’s what I like, Britney. I like when you spit on my Troll Meat, you fucked-up-skinned little whore!

OH, and Sir in the clip, now that you’ve jizzed on that fucked up skin, get dressed and change the goddamn battery in that fire alarm! Every time that beep went off it sucked me right out of the moment. I had to start from scratch every time. Thanks for making me work for it, ya son of a bitch non-battery-changer.

Selena Steele Is Back!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in ass, Big Tits, Blowjob, Brunette, Handjob, Masturbation, Mature, POV, Videos | Posted on 07-07-2009

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Selena Steele and I go way back. In fact, she was my first porno crush. Back in the early to mid-ninties, when bushes were being trimmed but were still prominent, Selena broke on to the scene in John Leslie’s Chameleon. So young, fiery and wild – Leslie shot her to stardom by giving her the lead in his giant sequel Curse of the Catwoman. From that moment on, I snuck out of my forest nook to grab every VHS tape on 42nd Street that bare her name.

She would often come and do shows at Show World Center on 42nd & 8th that would blow my troll mind! Ahh the good old days. Every once and a while I’ll be walking down 42nd these days and I’ll stop, look into one of the shops such as Wax Museum or Ripley’s and think to myself, “I came on that very floor fifteen years ago.”

Alas, Selena faded away once the Nineties were over, but has recently re-emerged in a new crop of “mature” videos. I must say, although her mammaries look like they’ve gotten yet another unnecessary blow up, she’s held it together quite well and continues to be the one woman fuck fest she was always known as. Just look at her take this bastards cock between her tits. She displays a commitment to a tit fuck that the girls of today can’t be bothered with…and it’s nice to see that the “Selena slurp” is still in effect after all these years!

Check out Curse of the Catwoman HERE!