In real life, creampies scare the fuck out of me. I don’t want no baby! But in the movies, i like to watch it shoot deep up in those holes unannounced, like this gent does to this fine young lady!…
Another example of what girls are supposed to look like…
Get her while she’s fresh! See her HERE.
Even though the back of my brain knows all these girls agreed to these type of videos beforehand, I love pretending these are real. And the more the girls genuinely act surprised, the easier it is for me to pretend, which in turn makes it easier for me to cum all over the place! heheheheheeeeeee!
Sometimes girls are so hot I don’t even need to put my thing in their thing, all i wanna do is what this fella does to this young teen. C’mon, human ladies, won’t you let a harmless little troll manipulate like this? It’ll feel good! Just look how much this little teeny loves it!…
Further proof that no one should have babies…
School has started for teens across the land this week, and they are stressed out from their shitty teachers and stupid homework. So, naturally, fingering themselves is more in order than ever! How else are they gonna relax!!??
I still just can’t believe how thin/hot this Kennedy Kressler is…
12:50 mark is pretty cool. I wonder what the one little sperm that got in there will think of this video when it grows up.
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Laddies!
She is really cool…
Break out your boombox and old cassingle of Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” folks – you’re gonna need it in a few hours!
Nicki Blue is a 21-year-old aspiring porn actress went to porn site Kink.com with a proposal that she lose her virginity on-air. According to Hollywood Skin Company, “The ceremony she and the site devised is scheduled to involve audience participation: viewers will vote on the man Nicki they think should first have sex with Nicki. Kink director John Paul described plans for the live broadcast, which will first make use of Kink’s “official hymen-cam” to prove that Nicki’s hymen is, in fact, still intact.”
The site goes on to describe what will go down: “We will start the evening by tightly binding Ms. Blue and introducing three Kink.com legends: Mark Davis, Jack Hammer and James Deen. Fans will vote for which of them will take Nicki’s virginity.
TROLL VERDICT: Devirginization is a bloody good time for most but I find it kind of vomit-inducing. I’ll sit this one out. Plus, 21 years old? Think about if you had a TV set that was lying around for t..w..e..n..t..y…o..n..e y..e…a….r…s… that’s an old, OLD telly, no? You see what I’m saying.
Technology has allowed animated condoms to fuck sleeping blondes. Forget about 3D or HD, CG is the future of pornography…and my only regret is that I can’t understand what these creepy little fuckers are saying before they slide between this hotties tits or into her pussy or ass. And just when you thought you’ve seen it all, it gets even weirder. Watch below.
Weird enough for you?
We round out 2010 with a letter not to Santa but to me, The Troll!…
Hi Troll – I love Jesse Jane. She makes the best porn. She is so crazy and funny and cool! I wish I knew her better. Any tips?
Hello Jesse Jane Fan, I think THIS CLIP will be to your liking! Thanks for visiting my site. I agree with you, Jesse is quite the source of many of my trollgasms hehehehee! As well as her own! Watch her squirt it:
Happy New Year, Everybody!
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