Break out your boombox and old cassingle of Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” folks – you’re gonna need it in a few hours!
Nicki Blue is a 21-year-old aspiring porn actress went to porn site Kink.com with a proposal that she lose her virginity on-air. According to Hollywood Skin Company, “The ceremony she and the site devised is scheduled to involve audience participation: viewers will vote on the man Nicki they think should first have sex with Nicki. Kink director John Paul described plans for the live broadcast, which will first make use of Kink’s “official hymen-cam” to prove that Nicki’s hymen is, in fact, still intact.”
The site goes on to describe what will go down: “We will start the evening by tightly binding Ms. Blue and introducing three Kink.com legends: Mark Davis, Jack Hammer and James Deen. Fans will vote for which of them will take Nicki’s virginity.
TROLL VERDICT: Devirginization is a bloody good time for most but I find it kind of vomit-inducing. I’ll sit this one out. Plus, 21 years old? Think about if you had a TV set that was lying around for t..w..e..n..t..y…o..n..e y..e…a….r…s… that’s an old, OLD telly, no? You see what I’m saying.
Technology has allowed animated condoms to fuck sleeping blondes. Forget about 3D or HD, CG is the future of pornography…and my only regret is that I can’t understand what these creepy little fuckers are saying before they slide between this hotties tits or into her pussy or ass. And just when you thought you’ve seen it all, it gets even weirder. Watch below.
We round out 2010 with a letter not to Santa but to me, The Troll!…
Hi Troll – I love Jesse Jane. She makes the best porn. She is so crazy and funny and cool! I wish I knew her better. Any tips?
Hello Jesse Jane Fan, I think THIS CLIP will be to your liking! Thanks for visiting my site. I agree with you, Jesse is quite the source of many of my trollgasms hehehehee! As well as her own! Watch her squirt it:
I like yesterday’s little Rebecca Blue so I googled her and found the usual teacher-fucks-student clips you’d suspect. But you could find that anywhere. You depend on your Troll to look out for new and interesting clips with the hot young pieces of tight and I believe that is what I have managed to do with this clip of Rebecca…
This foreign man must have placed a phone call prior to his getting in the shower, this gave him the perfect amount of time to bathe himself to prepare for her arrival. Like clockwork, she arrives at the door as soon as he is out of the shower and ready to manipulate her for our pleasure. I don’t know about you, but I’m betting I shoot all over the place before he does. I always do. I see no point in prolonging the inevitable! heheheheheh!!!!
Little Ms. Blondie Thick Legs over here just wanted to strike her pretentious ballerina poses in the middle of busy Manhattan. All was well and the creepy photo shoot was going swimmingly, until the man with the camera walked up and started videotaping nice close-up shots of her tush.
This prompts some of her friends and someone who may be her mom to call him a pervert. But my question is how is he any different the the men who were taking pictures of her in the first place? You humans are very perplexing….
Whatever you think of our videographer friend here, there is no denying one thing we can agree on – “goober” is the new best insult ever!
Years ago, while just a teenage troll in the forests, I dated a bunny with a name that had many meanings. But, as is always the case, I grew tired of her and moved on to other vaginas. But look! Here she is! It’s nice to know she has found a home with a young pigtailed girl and her boyfriend…
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