Sex Toy Successfully Launches Into Space

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in News | Posted on 26-10-2011

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Los Angeles, CA – October 24, 2011 — On Saturday Oct 8, 2011, Adult toys retailer www.SexToy.com lead the first successful launch of a sex toy into space and back. SexToy.com’s branded vibrating bullet moved at speed of 1,800 feet per minute and reached an estimated maximum altitude of 120,000 feet. Powered by Energizer Lithium Ultimate AA batteries, the vibrating bullet was fully operational and vibrating for the entire 9-hour space voyage.

Though some media outlets have thought the project to be a pure publicity stunt, CEO Sextoy Dave commented, “This is really just a stepping stone to do more interesting experiments with sex toys. The success of this launch has our team planning the next space endeavor – we may be launching a sex doll into space to serve as an extraterrestrial representative baring the slogan, ‘We Come in Peace’.”

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Freddy Got Fingered!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Trailers | Posted on 22-09-2011

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Ya know, back in my day, Porn Parodies had to have clever titles like ‘Edward Penishands’ or ‘The Anus Family.’ Nowadays we just have ‘The Adams Family XXX’ or ‘This Ain’t (insert title here).’ Now, just in time for Halloween season, Lee Roy Myers brings back a little of that old cleverness…

From the Studio & Director that brought you the hit movie, “The Human Sexipede,”, Tom Byron Pictures & Lee Roy Myers present the scariest XXX movie you will ever see, “A Wet Dream on Elm Street!”

When the inhabitants of Elm Street are overcharged for sex toys by their local sex toy dealer, Freddy, they decide to retaliate by burning him and his dildos down. However, as every horror and porn fan knows, sometimes they cum back! The charred clerk returns… and he’s horny! Freddy is haunting the dreams of his murderers, causing girls to scream in fear and satisfaction as he shows them just why his nickname is “Freddy Fingers”. When the hot, young women of Elm Street go to bed, Freddy gives them wet dreams they will never forget…or wake up from!

Freddy fucks next Tuesday, September 27th.

Animated Condoms Fuck Sleeping Blonde

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Posted by The Scumbag | Posted in anal, blonde, Masturbation, Spoof / Funny, Toys, Videos | Posted on 08-01-2011

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Technology has allowed animated condoms to fuck sleeping blondes. Forget about 3D or HD, CG is the future of pornography…and my only regret is that I can’t understand what these creepy little fuckers are saying before they slide between this hotties tits or into her pussy or ass. And just when you thought you’ve seen it all, it gets even weirder. Watch below.


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Fame Registry’s Top 100 Starlets

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Brunette, Masturbation, News, Striptease, Toys, Videos | Posted on 04-10-2010

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The hot 100 list is the top rated, currently active porn stars in the business updated every single month letting you know who you should be spanking your one-eyed wille to and in what order.

Jenna Haze once again sits atop the list, so what are you waiting for? Stroke to it… go on, it’s alright, she wants you to! Just listen!…


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Young? Check. Tight? Check. First time? Check. Up for anything? Check.

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, anal, ass, Blowjob, Brunette, Creampie, POV, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 16-04-2010

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I mean just watch. Watch what she does. Watch what she’ll do. After you spray it out onto yourself, keep on watching. Just watch how willing she is to do whatever this older man asks of her. This is what makes me happy.


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What Ever Happened To The Automatic Pilot From “Airplane” ?

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, anal, ass, Brunette, Group/Threesome, Interracial, Spoof / Funny, Videos | Posted on 21-11-2009

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Seems that “Otto” has been doing just fine…

Thanks to The Alabaster for this edition of “Peeps From The Peeps” !

Asian Girl: Taped Up And Done

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, asian, ass, Blowjob, Bondage, Brunette, Creampie, Masturbation, Toys, Videos | Posted on 29-10-2009

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Have I mentioned I really like the way Asian Girls squeak as the get plugged?

The Teen With The Yellow Stripes…

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Brunette, Masturbation, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 24-10-2009

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This teen has a skinny, hot body that I really enjoy. But when she fucks herself with that dildo, it turns me off because it makes it look like she has a penis.

“Don’t Fuck Up By Having An Orgasm”

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in asian, Blowjob, Group/Threesome, Hentai, Lesbians, Orgy, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 20-10-2009

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Watch all fourteen minutes of this and you’re guaranteed to rape the next Asian girl you see on the street whether you want to or not.

Four-Eyed Hotness

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, blonde, Masturbation, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 04-10-2009

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As you know, I love spying on human girls while they’re alone. Here’s a girl I just watched yesterday. This hot young bi-speckled bitch sticks her dildo deep until she feels the flow!

Small-Titted Teen Knows What Feels Good

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Brunette, Masturbation, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 30-09-2009

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Skinny Young Thing Sticks Things Inside Herself

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, blonde, Masturbation, Public, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 29-09-2009

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Look at just how skinny some humans are! I love it! Maybe it’s because my Troll mind is so tiny, but I simply do not understand why more of the human ladies do not look like this. For this is the way the human ladies ought to look indeed.

Blonde Girl Does What Girls Do

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, Big Tits, Masturbation, Toys, Videos | Posted on 28-09-2009

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Who need friends? Here’s a girl who knows how to have some fun all by herself!

The Troll’s Male Sack: Glory Holes!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in ass, blonde, Blowjob, Handjob, Mailbox, Masturbation, Public, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 21-09-2009

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Look at this! A female viewer of the site names “Lisa” writes in! “Dear Troll, You are so cute. I have a question. I want to have sex but I am a bit shy. How can I have sex but pretend it never happened…like maybe not even know who it is fucking me. That would be hot.”

Well, Lisa, I’d be glad to help you out but I’m sure you’re talking about being fucked by a human make. Ah well. Let’s see here. How about the girl in this vid? She seems to have the right idea! This youngy just like you has sex with an unknown set of cocks. Very dangerous for her. Very enjoyable for us! Give it a try!

I would very much like a room in my house like this.

These Girls Are Weird

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in anal, ass, blonde, Bondage, Brunette, Group/Threesome, Lesbians, Masturbation, Orgy, Toys, Videos | Posted on 20-09-2009

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Not bad to look at. But seriously. These chicks are just weirdos…