You may find this odd, but what really turns me on the most? Fucked up skin.
Please, allow me to explain. Who needs a perfect 10 to intimidate you and make you feel like they’re doing you a favor by letting you snuggle up beside them? Fuck those stuck up cunts and the false pedestals they stand on!
Now take a girl like Britney here. Here’s a girl who I can really get off to. The accessibly cute, young hometown ordinary naive little girl who I’d have a shot with in real life. And very fucked up skin-wise to boot. That’s the key element! And that’s why, as I sit here typing this, my fingers are sticking to the keys! Hehheeeee.
Enjoy her, especially when she spits and drools at 3:54. Yeah. That’s what I like, Britney. I like when you spit on my Troll Meat, you fucked-up-skinned little whore!
OH, and Sir in the clip, now that you’ve jizzed on that fucked up skin, get dressed and change the goddamn battery in that fire alarm! Every time that beep went off it sucked me right out of the moment. I had to start from scratch every time. Thanks for making me work for it, ya son of a bitch non-battery-changer.