This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody

While New Moon may be much better than the sloppy first installment of the Twilight Saga… this troll’s recommendation would be to saty in the comfort of your own dwelling this evening and pop in a DVD of Jenna Haze’s latest!

Jenna Haze, cast in the role of Bella, won Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards Show, the 2009 XBIZ Awards, and the 2009 XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Awards Show, and is one of the biggest names in porn.

Not to mention that Haze makes a better Bella then Kristen Stewart any day of the week. Oh, that Kristen Stewart, always huffing and puffing. At least when our Jenna uses her mouth to emote she blows!


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