Please, Humans, do this Troll a favor. Do not spend your hard-earned money on the ridiculously unnecessary Halloween 2, in theaters today. As a reward, I submit this Zombie porn to entertain you far more than Rob Zombie would have.
Before I share any more filth with you, I want to warn you humanfolk. Sure, I may only be a small troll, but I care about the humans staying safe and healthy so they continue to have sex while I watch!
Oh, and if you find yourself being abducted or mugged, perhaps just say, “TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!”…
OK, this clip is out of control on many levels. First we have a lady who looks far too young to have the teacher job she seems to keep. Although she does seem very organized. That’s probably why they hired her. Then, out of nowhere, a crazy biker clown sits down in her classroom and begins to partake in my favorite activity, the pumping of the cock.
Trust me on this one, fellas, once you get two minutes in to the “Squeeze those tits!” moment you won’t be able to stop watching this one…even after you shoot! “Oh yeah!!”
11:40: “Ride it! Ride! Ride it for your life!”
Just who is this clown!?
In honor of today, the last day of Comic-Con, I present a few of the lost scenes from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek. Mr. Abrams’ announced these will be included on the upcoming DVD – but you can see them here right now!
While I enjoy what J.J. was going for here, I must say this material was done much better in this recent release…
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