I’ve always been afraid of glory holes, mostly cause I’m not gay and don’t want to reach in and grab dick, but after seeing this hot girl on the other end, I may get over my fears about sex with holes.
I’m not saying I’m completely out of the woods with my glory hole sex fears. You never know if THIS thing is on the other end:
Oh, hello, Zeina. Nice outfit. Even nicer vagina.
XOXO,
The Troll! heheheheheeeeeee!!!!
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Years ago, while just a teenage troll in the forests, I dated a bunny with a name that had many meanings. But, as is always the case, I grew tired of her and moved on to other vaginas. But look! Here she is! It’s nice to know she has found a home with a young pigtailed girl and her boyfriend…
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Troll dwellings are similar to some of your human apartments. Very tight spaces with hardly enough room for all to fit. This is one of the things we both share in common. And another person who shares this problem in a form of her own is little Lexi Bell, who has a slit hardly built to accommodate the African-American schlong about to inhabit it…
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This has got to be my new favorite video of all time. Not just on this site. Not just on the internet. Of all time.
Hot Blonde. Good Music. Clown.
I hereby declare this girl to be the default body for what girl’s bodies are supposed to look like…
Her name here is Amia Moretti but she now is going by Amia Miley. You can catch her latest work in for director Jenna Haze in the brand new “Cum Spoiled Brats.”
Hello, lads! It is I, the Sexual Troll! Heheheheheeeee!! I have been away from the laptop on a journey to the homeland of Troll World. But fear not, you naughty, horny imps — I shall return with more clips of youngins that will drain your drips!
‘Til then, take some time to watch all of my favorite film of ALL TIME. Seriously — forget AVATAR, this is the real movie that changed films as we know it!
Enjoy, and happy whoreydays, from your Troll!!!!!! Heheeee!!!
Let’s see if the girls out there know what they’re doing with a cock…
I like a nice skinny blonde who knows how to shut up and just get fucked. No talking! Just fucking!
Watch her BEAT IT!
This week’s reader, a young lady viewer of the site, asks, “Hi Troll. You’re cute! I just started college and am looking for a part time job. Any ideas?”
This letter brought a certain video to mind. And it answers your question in a very easy way – if you are a young lady attending a university and you need a job, then don’t do anything except talk to older men you don’t know! Chances are they have many hundred dollar bills they’d love to shower over you. Just like Madison here, for example…
Sometimes it’s so nice to get your wanker tugged by a young girl in a pink polo shirt. It’s so very nice and relaxing, wouldn’t you say? What’s that? You say you’ve never had your wanker tugged by a girl in young girl in a pink polo shirt before? Well now, don’t fret, my horny friend! I have just the video for you!
These days, there are so many unprofessional people out there. Today my friend was having difficulty with the dreadful Spirit Airlines, and after sending a professionally written letter to them which concisely laid out the problem, he was met with an unprofessional reply laden with spelling errors and bad grammar. My point (besides the fact that you should NEVER fly Spirit Airlines) is that people who should be acting professional are simply not.
Which is why this clip is so refreshing. This is a girl who knows how to dress for success!