This week Jackie F. writes, “Dear Troll, I know your site is mainly about providing top of the line hot clips for us to all get off to and I appreciate that. But, would you ever consider maybe providing other services? I am looking into becoming a professional pool player and I would love it if there are any tips you can share so I can go on to become the billiards champ I know I was born to be. Thanks and good day.”
Well, Jackie. If you want to learn how to perform well at the pool table, just watch this fun and informative clip!
The more I watch you humans fornicate, the more I learn how different you all are. Take these lads for example. Not one strand of hair all over their bodies. Very odd. And even more odd is that these fellas all don’t mind hanging out naked around each other. Where I come from, deep in the forest, this is known as being “a bit faggish.” The again, I suppose if I had the chance to jump in to this fuck fest, I suppose I’d willingly fag it up myself.
Let’s all press play and pretend this young girl wants us to join in on the hairless fun!
Dweeby McDweebsy writes in with: “Troll, I am a dweeb not only in name but in personality. How may I fuck hot girls instead of the fatso’s I fuck now from time to time?”
Well DD, I’m not sure. Perhaps you should move to the country where this guy is from. He seems to be a bit of a dweeb and yet he still secures a nice young tight fuck for himself. Check it out and sorry I cannot be of more help this time out of my big male sack.
You may find this odd, but what really turns me on the most? Fucked up skin.
Please, allow me to explain. Who needs a perfect 10 to intimidate you and make you feel like they’re doing you a favor by letting you snuggle up beside them? Fuck those stuck up cunts and the false pedestals they stand on!
Now take a girl like Britney here. Here’s a girl who I can really get off to. The accessibly cute, young hometown ordinary naive little girl who I’d have a shot with in real life. And very fucked up skin-wise to boot. That’s the key element! And that’s why, as I sit here typing this, my fingers are sticking to the keys! Hehheeeee.
Enjoy her, especially when she spits and drools at 3:54. Yeah. That’s what I like, Britney. I like when you spit on my Troll Meat, you fucked-up-skinned little whore!
OH, and Sir in the clip, now that you’ve jizzed on that fucked up skin, get dressed and change the goddamn battery in that fire alarm! Every time that beep went off it sucked me right out of the moment. I had to start from scratch every time. Thanks for making me work for it, ya son of a bitch non-battery-changer.
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