Definitely a Slytherin…
Tag: Harry Potter
“My Name IMM”
Meet “Imm.” She’s 18. And she doesn’t speak English. If only every girl in the world could say the same things.
Wait until you get up to the 3:48 mark on this one. You’ll wanna squeeze your grip and simulate that feeling of fitting in to such tightness. That’s gonna feel good for sure!
Now, don’t worry that you only have abut a minute to rub one out at this point – just pretend you’re Harry Potter and she’s Cho Chang and you’ll be off!
Me? I spill it straight away as soon as I catch a glimpse of that tight little wedgie riding up into her split. Lumos!
Forget Harry…Watch CHERRY POTTER!
By now, all you little humans have your tickets for Harry Potter this week. And while I’m as big a fan as anyone (after all, I AM a magical creature hehee!) I would rather watch WHORE’s than Horcrux’s if you know what I mean! Which brings us to my latest find. Say what you will about the French, but Cherry here is the reason why we like to kiss like them! So pull out your wands and get ready to cast your white goopy spells all over yourselves…
…too bad we can’t go see this in IMAX 3D! Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeee.