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Trevor writes:

Dear Sexual Troll,
I am just out of high school and do not wish to pursue college. Instead, I would like to become a male porn actor and have sex with girls for the rest of my life. How can I make it happen, Troll?!

Well, Trevvy, you need to click no further than HERE and all your dreams may very well be on their way to becoming a reality.

But a word of warning! Not all of us sex lovers can instantly be a porn star. Let’s listen to what Evan Stone has to say about the trials and tribulations of being a male sex star…

If you still think you have what it takes and decide to go for it, just remember, when you have your longfellow inside an nice sweet 18 year old slice of pie, invite your old pal The Troll over for a bite! Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

One of my female readers writes:

“I know that you’re into the ladies, but I’m a big fan of Evan Stone, perhaps you could troll for a clip with Evan and a nice young lady that way we can both have a lucky charmed day? Sorry…I know that’s leprechauns…Trolls, Leprechauns, my bad my little friend. Keep UP the good work!”

Ohh it’s so lovely to know that the female humans enjoy my video offerings as well! Well, Female, Mr. Stone’s star turn as Captain Reynolds in Pirates and Pirates: Stagnetti’s Revenge even made me a fan! In honor of the awesomeness that is Evan Stone, we present a replay of the fantastic super bowl incident from last January – when Stone became the All-Star of that game!

Here’s what families around the world saw last January on their TV’s…

And here we have the master discussing his craft…

Read on for big news on Evan’s first national tour, “The Evan Stone Ladies Night Tour”…

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