Herald Sun via Troll Fan “Damn You” — A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster’s 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.”
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report. In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay’s double.
“Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.
“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,” he said.
An Ewok from Return of the Jedi got caught yubbing his nub recently, according to U.K.’s The Sun. This should be no surprise as we’ve known for quite some time Ewoks are prone to these types of public displays of affection (see 4:13 mark)…
I’ve come to accept that, provided VR helmets are invented in the next 50 years, that I will die without ever having put my penis inside a dwarf. I’m okay with that, because thankfully I have this video of Bridget Powers AKA Bridget the Midget blowing cock, getting banged, and taking a cock in her ass to help me imagine what that would be like. Now if I can only track down a dwarf gangbang orgy, life could be complete.
Any porn clip with a midget on a tricycle getting pissed on would be worthy of our time, but the fact that this is an attempt at SHINING porn makes this a must-watch! I only wish the pointed finger wound up pointing itself inside a pussy! Wasted opportunity!
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