If You’re Into Virgins…

Break out your boombox and old cassingle of Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” folks – you’re gonna need it in a few hours!

Nicki Blue is a 21-year-old aspiring porn actress went to porn site with a proposal that she lose her virginity on-air. According to Hollywood Skin Company, “The ceremony she and the site devised is scheduled to involve audience participation: viewers will vote on the man Nicki they think should first have sex with Nicki. Kink director John Paul described plans for the live broadcast, which will first make use of Kink’s “official hymen-cam” to prove that Nicki’s hymen is, in fact, still intact.”

The site goes on to describe what will go down: “We will start the evening by tightly binding Ms. Blue and introducing three legends: Mark Davis, Jack Hammer and James Deen. Fans will vote for which of them will take Nicki’s virginity.

TROLL VERDICT: Devirginization is a bloody good time for most but I find it kind of vomit-inducing. I’ll sit this one out. Plus, 21 years old? Think about if you had a TV set that was lying around for t..w..e..n..t..y…o..n..e y..e…a….r…s… that’s an old, OLD telly, no? You see what I’m saying.