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Don’t fuck this up, Braun!!

Lee Stone, who portrayed THE HULK in its great parody, takes on Arnie in Hustler’s Conan Parody…

Say what you will about porn parodies, but if you’ve watched as many as I have, you’d be aware that many are actually more entertaining than the actual Hollywood films they’re based on. This does not seem to be the case with Iron Man XXX however. But, we’ll give it a shot. And hopefully it will give us a cum shot in return! heheheheeee!

Ya know, back in my day, Porn Parodies had to have clever titles like ‘Edward Penishands’ or ‘The Anus Family.’ Nowadays we just have ‘The Adams Family XXX’ or ‘This Ain’t (insert title here).’ Now, just in time for Halloween season, Lee Roy Myers brings back a little of that old cleverness…

From the Studio & Director that brought you the hit movie, “The Human Sexipede,”, Tom Byron Pictures & Lee Roy Myers present the scariest XXX movie you will ever see, “A Wet Dream on Elm Street!”

When the inhabitants of Elm Street are overcharged for sex toys by their local sex toy dealer, Freddy, they decide to retaliate by burning him and his dildos down. However, as every horror and porn fan knows, sometimes they cum back! The charred clerk returns… and he’s horny! Freddy is haunting the dreams of his murderers, causing girls to scream in fear and satisfaction as he shows them just why his nickname is “Freddy Fingers”. When the hot, young women of Elm Street go to bed, Freddy gives them wet dreams they will never forget…or wake up from!

Freddy fucks next Tuesday, September 27th.

No, not The Star Wars Saga on Blu-Ray out today, I’m talking about STAR WARS XXX which will give us Blu-Balls since Axel Braun never seems to be able to live up to the hype. Still, we are just as much suckers for this as we are for the Saga box set. Two releases that we should most likely turn our backs on, yet two releases this Troll in particular has already pre-ordered! Well, at least one of these films will give me a release in return! Heheheheheeeeeeeee!

There house is like a dungeon,
that you will want to run from,
but you will want to cum on…
THE ADDAMS FAMILY!…

UPDATE! Click HERE for info on how YOU can attend the premiere party on Sept. 20th!

“Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” is the story of Tony, a young man who is king of the disco dance floor. Stuck in a dead-end job and considered the black sheep of the family, his dancing and his hair are the only things Tony is passionate about… until he meets Stephanie. She shows him there is world outside of Brooklyn where anything is possible, and the sex is even hotter than their dance moves.

SMASH Pictures “Halloween XXX Porn Parody” Directed by Jim Powers and shot in HD is set for a September 15th release.

It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (RAVEN ALEXIS). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (LILY LABEAU), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (ANDY SAN DIMAS) and Lynda (LEXI BELLE) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off.

While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie’s darkened house and comes fact to face with Michael Myers himself.

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It’s the porn superhero event of the year! From Adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun, the Award-winning director of BATMAN XXX and SUPERMAN XXX, comes a new hi-budget, geek-gasmic, sexy spoof that will once again raise the bar for X-rated parodies. Featuring an all-star cast led by Xander Corvus, Capri Anderson, Ash Hollywood, and Brooklyn Lee, SPIDER-MAN XXX will be available on DVD on July 25, 2011.

In honor of this week’s San Diego Comic-Con, we proudly present the latest crop of upcoming porn parodies coming our way – and all most likely more enjoyable than the crop of current Marvel and DC films in theaters as you read this! Hehehee! At least we can cum to these! Heeheheheeehooohooooo!

This might be my favorite one yet…

Are you whoresome tonight? Here’s the sexy spoof that will leave you feeling like a hunka-hunka burnin’ love! Featuring hilarious song-and-dance numbers, along with parody versions of James Dean, Natalie Wood, Muhammad Ali, Priscilla Presley, Ann-Margret, and of course the King himself, ELVIS XXX: A PORN PARODY is the new blockbuster hit from award-winning director Axel Braun and Adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment, the creators of the hugely successful BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY. Long live The King!

Even Haddonfield Illinois has never seen evil quite this twisted! When Michael Myers (Mark Wood) breaks out of the Shady Knobs Asylum where he’s been locked up for years for murdering his slutty sister, Dr. Loomis (James Batholet) becomes so obsessed with the unleashed evil that he gets himself into a sexual frenzy which gorgeous latex-clad Nurse Marion is only too happy to indulge.

Meanwhile, Michael is headed straight for Haddonfield where nerdy Laurie Strode (Chanel Preston) is busy defending her virginity against her whorish neighbors Lynda (Lexi Belle,) Annie (Dana Dearmond), and Bob (Kris Slater). Zeroing in on these wanton losers, Michael takes on various Halloween disguises to get in some serious action with his famously huge schlong – but climaxes are not enough to quench his taste!

By the time Laurie goes to investigate, she is horrified at the trail of bodies she finds, and finds herself face to face with Michael! Laurie tries everything to defend herself, but it’s Dr. Loomis who finishes the job, leaving him finally satisfied that the evil is gone. But is it?

Starring Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Raylene, Kimberly Kane, Amber Rayne, Zoey Holloway, Tom Byron and Lizzy Borden. Directed by General Stone. COMING APRIL 2011 from EXQUISITE FILMS!

Don’t Answer Phone. Don’t Open Door. Don’t Forget Lube.

From Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun, the creator of 2010′s best selling Adult movie BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY, comes a new sexy spoof that will turn you on and scare the crap out of you at the same time! Directed by Eli Cross, and starring Lily LaBeau, Zoe Voss, Sarah Shevon, Scarlett Fay, Jesse Andrews, Angelica Lane, Evan Stone, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Jack and Ron Jeremy, SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY will be available on DVD April 15, 2011.