Even Haddonfield Illinois has never seen evil quite this twisted! When Michael Myers (Mark Wood) breaks out of the Shady Knobs Asylum where he’s been locked up for years for murdering his slutty sister, Dr. Loomis (James Batholet) becomes so obsessed with the unleashed evil that he gets himself into a sexual frenzy which gorgeous latex-clad Nurse Marion is only too happy to indulge.
Meanwhile, Michael is headed straight for Haddonfield where nerdy Laurie Strode (Chanel Preston) is busy defending her virginity against her whorish neighbors Lynda (Lexi Belle,) Annie (Dana Dearmond), and Bob (Kris Slater). Zeroing in on these wanton losers, Michael takes on various Halloween disguises to get in some serious action with his famously huge schlong – but climaxes are not enough to quench his taste!
By the time Laurie goes to investigate, she is horrified at the trail of bodies she finds, and finds herself face to face with Michael! Laurie tries everything to defend herself, but it’s Dr. Loomis who finishes the job, leaving him finally satisfied that the evil is gone. But is it?
Starring Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Raylene, Kimberly Kane, Amber Rayne, Zoey Holloway, Tom Byron and Lizzy Borden. Directed by General Stone. COMING APRIL 2011 from EXQUISITE FILMS!
Don’t Answer Phone. Don’t Open Door. Don’t Forget Lube.
From Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun, the creator of 2010′s best selling Adult movie BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY, comes a new sexy spoof that will turn you on and scare the crap out of you at the same time! Directed by Eli Cross, and starring Lily LaBeau, Zoe Voss, Sarah Shevon, Scarlett Fay, Jesse Andrews, Angelica Lane, Evan Stone, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Jack and Ron Jeremy, SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY will be available on DVD April 15, 2011.
(Hollywood, CA) When director Will Ryder made plans to shoot an X-rated porn parody of the classic Sylvester Stallone movie Rocky he never imagined it would turn out as spectacular as it has. Rocky XXX comes alive with a first look movie trailer below:
There have been many on-again, off-again rumors surrounding whether or not Columbia will put a Ghostbusters 3 into production. I say, who needs Ghostbusters 3 when we have the parody to look forward to! Heheheheeeee!! On May 25th, just shy of the original film’s 27th anniversary, the world will be treated to…
More at thisaintghostbustersxxx.com and a 3D version of the trailer after the jump!…
I am at a loss for words. I shall let HUSTLER’s description do the talking:
“Finally, the biggest TV stars in the world, from the most popular TV series ever are parodied and pornified in SIMPSONS — THE XXX PARODY! In this live-action sex satire, Homer borrows Flanders video camera and tries to convince Marge to let him glaze her tight pink donut. Mmmmmmm…pink donut. But instead, everybody else in Springfield seems to be getting their shorts eaten, until Marge finally decides to let her blue hair down, and show you and Homer how wet and wild it can get underneath that green dress. Witness sexed-up spoofs of your favorite Springfield characters; Marge, Homer, Cookie Kwan, Moe, Barney, Flanders and more!”
… and Evan Stone as McBain.
Mile High Media proudly announces the casting of Tori Black as the sexiest Wonder Woman ever. “Wonder Woman XXX” from studio Hardcore Parody caters to the ever increasing demand for AVN’s 2010 Performer of the Year and America’s hottest super hero. With her finger dialed into the pulse of the consumer, performer- turned-director, Ashlynn Brooke promises to make waves with her second directorial project under the Mile High Media banner. She explains her casting choice, “Tori epitomizes everything about today’s Wonder Woman. She’s a gorgeous, leggy, strong, independent woman and a true super hero in our industry. Having her as the star of our film will drive sales and interest worldwide.”
Poor Fred is having a mid-life crisis. His little girl Pebbles is 18 and getting ready to move out of the house. He’s getting older, maybe a little rounder, and he starts to question if he is attractive enough for his hot wife, Wilma. What happens when it is just the two of them? Could Wilma be seeing someone else? Is it Betty? Barney? Bam Bam? Mr. Slate? The result is one of the funniest parodies ever. The whole gang is here so come join them all for sexy, good time!
From Hollywood Skin Co – In the golden age of porn parodies where anything can and will be turned into a XXX version, it’s hard to be surprised at a new one. But this week, Pink Lotus Entertainment is releasing their latest and greatest, and one you probably never thought you’d see: “Naporneon Dynamite.”
On October 7th, the world will see a new side the lovable geek “Naporneon,” who gets over his awkward phase and loses his virginity to Trisha, among other tantalizing acts. In “Naporneon Dynamite” everyone gets laid – Uncle Suave and Laquesha make no secret about what they like to do each other, and Debbie gives Paco her vote for class president…and then some.
According to Pink Lotus, the original movie appealed to a wide demographic because it stayed away from profanity, alcohol, and nudity – products of the movie’s Mormon creators. “Naporneon Dynamite” takes the opposite approach, giving the movie’s fans a chance to see all the sex and gratuitous nudity that was left out the first time around.
What’s that? A big budget blu-ray 3D porn parody of AVATAR is not enough? Oh, ok then… well, how about a big budget blu-ray 3D porn parody of AVATAR which also includes a special blue “alien” Fleshlight that you can use while you watch? Better? Yes. I thought so.
For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial fuckery, the once top-secret “Alien” is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men.
Introducing The Alien by Fleshlight and This Ain’t Avatar XXX in 3D — The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler’s new 3D epic, “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy.
As amazing as this is, I am a bit upset. For some reason, this money-saving set is only available with the regular DVD. If you’re seeking the blu-ray version of the film, you’ll have to purchase both separate.
Grab it HERE and make Tsaheylu! (“the bond”). Watch the trailer below!
The adult entertainment biz, long on the leading edge of cable and Web pay-per-view, is entering the world of 3-D video with Hustler’s release of “This Ain’t Avatar XXX,” the company’s biggest budget film to date.
The porno parody has just wrapped and is scheduled for September release. The video will be available as pay-per-view and as DVD/Blu-ray, viewable on 3-D television sets.
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