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Ahh, 42nd street. My old stomping grounds. Truly a paradise up until the mid-90s when it was all taken away from us. So many of you visiting New York will pass through 42nd Street between 7th and 8th avenues, so little will truly know the wonders that small stretch of real estate once possessed. But don’t fret! According to The NY POST, New Yorkers can take their pick at the city’s public libraries, thanks to a policy that gives adults the most uncensored access to extreme, hard-core Internet smut this side of the old Times Square. It all falls under the heading of free speech and the protection of the First Amendment, library officials say. It’s nice to know some folks out there are still interested in protecting our Constitution.
“Customers can watch whatever they want on the computer,” said Brooklyn Public Library spokeswoman Malika Granville, describing the anything-goes philosophy that’s the rule at the city’s 200-plus branches. Now, thanks to folks like Malika, we can once again see stuff like this just off of good ol’ 42nd Street – and get to watch guys fucking in a library WHILE we’re in the library! It’s 4D!
Coming this fall and winter to DVD and Blu-ray players everywhere will be Hustler Video’s next generation of 3D parodies: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D and This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D.
“I’m really excited about doing a parody of Conan,†said Hustler Video’s Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “The movie as a whole is already so sensual, it’ll be great to actually make a porn spoof and show the sex scenes that they can’t show you in mainstream movies. We’ve been so focused on special FX for This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D, and This Ain’t Harry Potter XXX 3D we wanted to add another element—Action!
This movie in 3D is going to rock. As for the X-Men parody, we’ll be doing a sexed up lampoon of Chris Claremont’s classic era Uncanny X-Men. It has so much potential to be the perfect porn parody. And then there’s Flashdance…let’s face it. It made Dirty Dancing look tame. This film has been begging to be parodied into a porn since the mid 80’s!â€
This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D and This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D will be coming this fall and winter to DVD and Blu-ray!
Despite Sheen’s distaste for my kind, I am happy to report that the Winner is in talks with Vivid Entertainment, who appear to want the headline-making actor to work on one of their new parodies.
According to Marquee Blog, Vivid’s founder and co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, sent the troubled actor a letter on March 3 asking him to direct a soon-to-be-made parody of Sheen’s sitcom, “Two and a Half Women.”
“We think it would be great if you would come in and direct the movie,” Hirsch wrote. “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage. Based on all the publicity you have been getting, I am sure the sales will be outrageous.”
Sheen’s resident “Goddesses” shouldn’t feel left out either. Bree Olson and model Natalie Kenly are also invited to participate. No word yet on Sheen’s response to the odder. Stay tuned…
History was made during the early evening of August 13, 2010 as the first paid Apple iPhone FaceTime adult video call ever took place. The happy client from the United States ordered a ten minute show with Brees Kelly but was satiated enough to hang up after just over five minutes. Since that initial historic session, iP4Play.com is quickly closing in on its 1000th paid FaceTime adult show.
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World’s First 3D Pornographic Film
A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world’s first 3D pornographic film, a report said Sunday. The 3.2 million-US-dollar ‘3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy’, set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.
Loosely based on a piece of classical Chinese erotic literature, The Carnal Prayer Mat, the movie will star Japanese adult actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, the Post said.
The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realizes his ex-wife is the love of his life and features “orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes”, the paper said.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Porn !
Watch the awkward situatiations unfold for Larry in Hustler Video’s “This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX.”
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This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX !!!
After the incredible success of “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX” and “This AIn’t Star Trek XXX”, Award-winning director Axel Braun brings back the 80’s in Hustler’s latest spoof!
Amazing. My only question — why didn’t they get Dustin Diamond to actually reprise his role of Screech for this??!! After all, he did THIS.
Taryn Thomas has been cast as “Snooki†in Jersey Shore XXX, the porn parody of MTV’s sensation. MTV has a new show called “Warren the Ape” premiering in June… one can only wonder what sort of parody that might inspire! heeheheeeee!!
February 23rd will see the debut of “To Catch a Predator XXX: MILFs Get Busted,” which includes the magnificent line, “I can’t tell what she looks like. She’s dressed like an Ewok”.
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MTV’s JERSEY SHORE XXX Parody
Zero Tolerance Entertainment announced today its plans to shoot and release a porn parody of the MTV hit reality show, Jersey Shore. The show, which follows eight housemates as they spend a summer at the New Jersey shore, has quickly become one of the most talked about programs on television. The show, not devoid of controversy – has been under scrutiny for its portrayal of Italian stereotypes and use of the words “Guido and Guidette,†as well as, the production’s intrusion upon local residents.
Jersey Whores will be written and directed by Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs and filmed by Mike Quasar. Casting and filming locations will be announced shortly. Invites for media coverage will be forthcoming.
Director/Writer Brian Bangs said, “Anyone who has seen the MTV show knows that it’s just ripe for a parody. The show is so outrageous and ridiculous that the decision to shoot a movie was – like the show itself – a “no brainer.†Our script is so obnoxious and offensive that we feel that we’re remaining true to the show!â€
Jersey Whores begins production this January.
To celebrate the release of the new Mike Judge film EXTRACT, I thought I would serve up a little porn starring Judges’ first two characters, Beavis & Butthead…