I don’t know where the Love Train is exactly but book me on the next flight over there!!
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Seriously. I need to move to Japan.
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A Tragedy Remembered
Terrible, terrible tragedy. And I’m not just referring the Oliver Stone film – but to the actual event that inspired it. Could it have been avoided? The Troll is not certain. But perhaps if this crew was aboard the flight, it just may have been a better day eight years ago.
Loyal reader “Rommel” sends us to church today – and Lord are we thankful for it!!!!
He writes: “Teeny, check! Small teeters, check! Bad skin, check! Fucked in the ass inside a church, check!”
Do you ever walk the streets and imagine what ladies would look like if they had no clothes on?
Me too! All the live long day!
Which is why I thought you might fancy this clip I have here…my oh my if only all the ladies were like this one!
What I find most amazing is how unobservant you humans are! Watch how many people are so lost in their own worlds they don’t even notice what’s going on right under their noses! I love how one of the few dudes to notice is the little boy walking by with his mum at the 6:50 mark!
I’d love to know the two versions of this kid’s life after this moment. One in the reality where he sees what he sees here and another reality where he saw nothing. Would there be a difference? Will there be one in your future after YOU watch?…
As I am new to the mystical realm of the internet, many out there are wondering just who I am. I, for lack of better explanation, am the SEXUAL TROLL! By physical appearance I look much the same as my fellow troll cohorts. I come from a secret land filled with many gnomes and trolls. But I was a wee bit different. You see, when they would all be playing their troll and gnomey games, I liked to sneak off alone. To the outskirts of my magic land. And I’d enjoy a good hiding behind a tree or well placed rock. And then…look for human ladies. Naked human ladies. And watch them. Watch them through the treeholes. And play with myself all day long.
That was my life day in and day out for the last thirteen years. Until now. You see, a young lad hiking through the forest seems to have left his MacBook behind. And let me tell you – his loss is my (and your) gain!! For now I am able to sign on to this magical internet and share with you all the visual treaties that get me off!
Alas, the lad returned – and at first we battled mighty over who would keep the magical white polycarbonite portal into all me fantasies. Then, we both relaxed and enjoyed a few clips of teenies flashing their bits – and an alliance was formed! Right there in the woods! “The Sexual Troll” and “The Scumbag” formed a perverted truce right there in that very spot that shall forever be documented on this here website that you be readin’!
So sit back, horny humans, and let’s troll!
Let us begin with one of my favorite scenarios…the high school school bus. Ahh many days there were I would hide behind the rock in front of the nearest school and watch these type of goings ons. Heeheheheeeehheee! I don’t even need to see these girls get naked before I squirt my troll juice all over the rock!!