Troll Fan ‘Looney’ has pointed out the fun of the 1:38 mark of this particular clip and we agree!
Heheheheeee! There are many days when I am depressed. Yes, trolls get depressed, too! But don’t feel bad. Because whenever I am sad all I need to do is play this clip, and walah! I emerge on the other side of its 17 minutes happy as can be! Heehehehehehehe! I suggest for you the same. Do not watch this right now. Wait until you are feeling blue. Then put on this blue movie and you’re sure to feel better than ever after you squeeze your cock pretending you are this lucky, lucky man…
Go on, just like he says, “Grip it like your grabbin’ hold of some reins…”
Hot Blonde. Good Music. Clown.
I’ve recently been pointed in the direction of Evelyn Lin by longtime TrollFan Bake Snaker. Snaker sometimes has a penchant for girls too dirty for this troll to admire, but little Evelyn here has the right kinda combination of smut to make my Troll seed leak.
I especially love when this greasy white human man exclaims, “Fuckhole!” not once but twice at the 7:26 mark.
If you can last ’til the 22:54 mark, you’ll be treated to one of my favorite quotes in a long while…
Hello, lads! It is I, the Sexual Troll! Heheheheheeeee!! I have been away from the laptop on a journey to the homeland of Troll World. But fear not, you naughty, horny imps — I shall return with more clips of youngins that will drain your drips!
‘Til then, take some time to watch all of my favorite film of ALL TIME. Seriously — forget AVATAR, this is the real movie that changed films as we know it!
Enjoy, and happy whoreydays, from your Troll!!!!!! Heheeee!!!
From time to time, I like to familiarize you gents with the newest pornographic actresses. Today’s introduction is Faye Reagan, formerly Faye Valentine, born September 19, 1988 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The Gauntlet 3 featured her in four scenes, including an interracial oral scene with Jack Napier, an orgy scene, a creampie, and an extended blowbang with 18 men. She reportedly swallowed all of the ejaculate produced during the blowbang, and all four scenes were filmed in one day. She does not perform anal sex on screen. In May 2008 she was one of Adult Video News’s four “Fresh New Faces” cover girls. She appeared at the 12th annual Erotic LA convention at the Los Angeles Convention Center in June 2008. Reagan has been engaged to fellow pornographic actor Dane Cross, whom she works with on a regular basis, since 2007. She appeared in a print ad for American Apparel in mid-2008, credited as “Jillian”. Reagan announced in June 2009 that she has returned to working with male actors other than Cross.
But you don’t care about any of that, now do ya. No. But HERE’S what you do!…
In honor of today’s new blockbuster in theaters, I point you in the direction of an MSNBC article on the impending likelihood of legalized marital relations with robots. They have word from a leading researcher at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands, Dr. Levy, who seems to think you human folk will be sticking your things inside other robotic things by 2012, with marriage following by 2050.
Read the full article HERE.
And watch the future here…
One time this one guy turned this girl into a being that everyone called “SpoogeMouth” — after the spooge filled up in her mouth it never went away. Every time she talked from this day on, she would drip thick white spooge out of her mouth as she said what she needed to say. This is the rare footage from the day SpoogeMouth was born…
Longtime fan The Alabaster sends “Sweety” our way – and we thank him very much for this oh so sweet post-halloween treat!
I thought humans hung out near pools to cool off – but these two seem to do the opposite and really turn up the heat! Heheheheheheeeeee!
Skinny little stick Veronika Jett likes her takes her coffee like she takes her men…