Once Again, In Honor Of ‘Avatar Day’

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Images, News | Posted on 21-08-2009

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An exclusive look into the world of with scenes NOT SHOWN in the free IMAX event today!

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And…wait a minute…is that – is that Na’vi Boob that we saw a glimpse of?

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Sex Trek

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in ass, Big Tits, blonde, Brunette, Lesbians, Masturbation, Spoof / Funny, Videos | Posted on 27-07-2009

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In honor of today, the last day of , I present a few of the lost scenes from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek. Mr. Abrams’ announced these will be included on the upcoming DVD – but you can see them here right now!

While I enjoy what J.J. was going for here, I must say this material was done much better in this recent release…

Live From Comic-Con: Spidey Vs. Wonder Woman

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, Blowjob, Celebs, Videos | Posted on 26-07-2009

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If anyone out there still is under the impression that San Deigo is only for nerds who don’t have , think again! It’s for nerds who do have ! And although the mask never comes off to reveal Spidey’s true identity, the same cannot be said for his pecker!

I’d Show These Girls A REAL New Moon

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in News | Posted on 23-07-2009

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The award for Official Best Job In The World at 3:54 PM Pacific Yesterday goes to a fella named David Chen. Who is Chen, you ask? He is with a website called Slash Film. Which is covering . Where, yesterday, THOUSANDS of young ladies were camped out in front of the San Diego Convention Center in hopes of claiming a seat for themselves at today’s TWILIGHT panel.

Now, why is this on a site devoted to getting our jollies off? Well, stick with me here, because here is where the fun begins. I would like you to visit THIS PAGE, and watch one of the two interviews conducted by Mr. Chen. Now you see what I’m getting at, eh, old chap? All those nice, small, well-built, compact little tents and blankets. The troll has found himself a new playground! Heheee!!

Is it just me, or do the first minute or two of these clips start out like every POV porn out there today? I wonder…do these lovely fangirls hook up while waiting on these lines? Or are the fanboys among them who are waiting for the Tron and panels too shy to approach them? Perhaps Mr. David Chen has them all to himself? Perhaps David Chen, you can be our hero and savior. Please, for the love of all of us here at home who can’t, please have your way with these girls. If you let them call you “Edward” or “Robert” you’re in like FLYNN. Then again, and speaking of… FLYNN’S ARCADE might take priority even for a horny creature like myself! Choices. So many tough choices.

One more thing…if Bella has with a werewolf, is it still considered bestiality?

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The Troll Does Cameron Up His Avatar

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Images, News, Spoof / Funny, Videos, Vintage | Posted on 23-07-2009

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James Cameron’s long-awaited finally is upon us, and tomorrow the master will show the first glimpse into the world he’s been working on since Titanic back in 1997.

But I, The Sexual Troll, snuck into Cameron’s hotel room in San Diego late last night and was able to grab a few stills from his briefcase, as well as a case filled with his dirty briefs! Heheee! Take a look into the world of

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And because you asked for it, here’s another exclusive clip of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. This will be shown in 3D tomorrow in Hall H of the San Diego Convention Center – but you can watch it before anyone here now, on the TROLL!

More Images after the jump…

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The Troll Brings Comic-Con To You!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Images, News, Spoof / Funny, Videos, Vintage | Posted on 22-07-2009

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The festivities kick off in just a few hours at the San Diego Convention Center, and one of the biggest and most highly anticipated events at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con is the Disney 3D panel which will feature the first looks at Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland and the long-awaited sequel to TRON. The panel takes place Thursday at 11am, but guess what? Being a magical troll I was able to come across this footage and sneak a peak for myself before anyone else! Heheheee!

What’s that? You want to see? Well why didn’t you say so!

Here’s the very first look at a scene from the new TRON film!…

…and here’s a bit of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland!…

Who needs to spend money on an expensive trip to San Diego when the troll has everything you need right here! Heeheheheeeeee.

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Check out more images after the jump!…

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