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The Troll’s Big Mail Sack: E.T. & Me

Dear Troll,
I loved the film E.T. when I was a little kid. I love it even more now as a grown man. I love it so much I wanna fuckin’ fuck that little fuck, E.T. – should I seek help?
Keep it UP, yours, Aliengorged.

Well, son, to your question I will answer NO! You do not need to seek help, for all the assistance you require is contained in the following embedded video. Just pull you pants down and gently rub off to these beautiful femaliens who are surly from ET’s green planet…

TOBACCO – Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo.

Doncha just love how melancholy these creatures look as they take it?! Doesn’t it just get you off all the harder!? Dare i say my orgasm was… otherworldly! Heheheheeeeeee!!!

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Who Is The Troll?

As I am new to the mystical realm of the internet, many out there are wondering just who I am.  I, for lack of better explanation, am the SEXUAL TROLL!  By physical appearance I look much the same as my fellow troll cohorts.  I come from a secret land filled with many gnomes and trolls.  But I was a wee bit different.  You see, when they would all be playing their troll and gnomey games, I liked to sneak off alone.  To the outskirts of my magic land.  And I’d enjoy a good hiding behind a tree or well placed rock.  And then…look for human ladies.  Naked human ladies.  And watch them.  Watch them through the treeholes.  And play with myself all day long.

That was my life day in and day out for the last thirteen years.  Until now.  You see, a young lad hiking through the forest seems to have left his MacBook behind.  And let me tell you – his loss is my (and your) gain!!  For now I am able to sign on to this magical internet and share with you all the visual treaties that get me off!

Alas, the lad returned – and at first we battled mighty over who would keep the magical white polycarbonite portal into all me fantasies.  Then, we both relaxed and enjoyed a few clips of teenies flashing their bits – and an alliance was formed!  Right there in the woods!  “The Sexual Troll” and “The Scumbag” formed a perverted truce right there in that very spot that shall forever be documented on this here website that you be readin’!

So sit back, horny humans, and let’s troll!

Let us begin with one of my favorite scenarios…the high school school bus.  Ahh many days there were I would hide behind the rock in front of the nearest school and watch these type of goings ons.  Heeheheheeeehheee!  I don’t even need to see these girls get naked before I squirt my troll juice all over the rock!!