Sex Toy Successfully Launches Into Space

Los Angeles, CA – October 24, 2011 — On Saturday Oct 8, 2011, Adult toys retailer lead the first successful launch of a sex toy into space and back.’s branded vibrating bullet moved at speed of 1,800 feet per minute and reached an estimated maximum altitude of 120,000 feet. Powered by Energizer Lithium Ultimate AA batteries, the vibrating bullet was fully operational and vibrating for the entire 9-hour space voyage.

Though some media outlets have thought the project to be a pure publicity stunt, CEO Sextoy Dave commented, “This is really just a stepping stone to do more interesting experiments with sex toys. The success of this launch has our team planning the next space endeavor – we may be launching a sex doll into space to serve as an extraterrestrial representative baring the slogan, ‘We Come in Peace’.”

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Sex Trek

In honor of today, the last day of Comic-Con, I present a few of the lost scenes from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek. Mr. Abrams’ announced these will be included on the upcoming DVD – but you can see them here right now!

While I enjoy what J.J. was going for here, I must say this material was done much better in this recent release…

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Comic-Con Space Sex

I know, I know, you’re no doubt cursing the day I was born because you simply wish to cum and all you’re getting from the troll is comic-con related nonsense. I do apologize! And that said, I wish to show you one last clip!

This mysterious scene is making the rounds at the San Diego Comic-Con. Now, today is “Star Wars day” at the convention, due to the numerous Lucas-related panels and events going on. So, I can only speculate that this clip is a leaked scene from the long-awaited live action Star Wars TV series due next year! Decide for yourself…