Next Tuesday Will Be A Day Long Remembered…

Don’t fuck this up, Braun!!


Ewoks Are Dirty

An Ewok from Return of the Jedi got caught yubbing his nub recently, according to U.K.’s The Sun. This should be no surprise as we’ve known for quite some time Ewoks are prone to these types of public displays of affection (see 4:13 mark)…

Read the full story HERE.

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Comic-Con Space Sex

I know, I know, you’re no doubt cursing the day I was born because you simply wish to cum and all you’re getting from the troll is comic-con related nonsense. I do apologize! And that said, I wish to show you one last clip!

This mysterious scene is making the rounds at the San Diego Comic-Con. Now, today is “Star Wars day” at the convention, due to the numerous Lucas-related panels and events going on. So, I can only speculate that this clip is a leaked scene from the long-awaited live action Star Wars TV series due next year! Decide for yourself…

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The Troll Brings Comic-Con To You!


The festivities kick off in just a few hours at the San Diego Convention Center, and one of the biggest and most highly anticipated events at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con is the Disney 3D panel which will feature the first looks at Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland and the long-awaited sequel to TRON. The panel takes place Thursday at 11am, but guess what? Being a magical troll I was able to come across this footage and sneak a peak for myself before anyone else! Heheheee!

What’s that? You want to see? Well why didn’t you say so!

Here’s the very first look at a scene from the new TRON film!……and here’s a bit of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland!…

Who needs to spend money on an expensive trip to San Diego when the troll has everything you need right here! Heeheheheeeeee.


Check out more images after the jump!…