I’ve recently been pointed in the direction of Evelyn Lin by longtime TrollFan Bake Snaker. Snaker sometimes has a penchant for girls too dirty for this troll to admire, but little Evelyn here has the right kinda combination of smut to make my Troll seed leak.
I especially love when this greasy white human man exclaims, “Fuckhole!” not once but twice at the 7:26 mark.
If you can last ’til the 22:54 mark, you’ll be treated to one of my favorite quotes in a long while…
From time to time, I like to familiarize you gents with the newest pornographic actresses. Today’s introduction is Faye Reagan, formerly Faye Valentine, born September 19, 1988 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The Gauntlet 3 featured her in four scenes, including an interracial oral scene with Jack Napier, an orgy scene, a creampie, and an extended blowbang with 18 men. She reportedly swallowed all of the ejaculate produced during the blowbang, and all four scenes were filmed in one day. She does not perform anal sex on screen. In May 2008 she was one of Adult Video News’s four “Fresh New Faces” cover girls. She appeared at the 12th annual Erotic LA convention at the Los Angeles Convention Center in June 2008. Reagan has been engaged to fellow pornographic actor Dane Cross, whom she works with on a regular basis, since 2007. She appeared in a print ad for American Apparel in mid-2008, credited as “Jillian”. Reagan announced in June 2009 that she has returned to working with male actors other than Cross.
But you don’t care about any of that, now do ya. No. But HERE’S what you do!…
The more I watch you humans fornicate, the more I learn how different you all are. Take these lads for example. Not one strand of hair all over their bodies. Very odd. And even more odd is that these fellas all don’t mind hanging out naked around each other. Where I come from, deep in the forest, this is known as being “a bit faggish.” The again, I suppose if I had the chance to jump in to this fuck fest, I suppose I’d willingly fag it up myself.
Let’s all press play and pretend this young girl wants us to join in on the hairless fun!
Girls with accents usually seem smart. Not the case with this nubile creature. Here’s a three and a half minute montage of her scenes which can be seen in greater length at nubiles.net. But that costs money. And honestly, you can rub one out by the 2:13 mark when she’s force-fed some cock. See? The Troll just saved you a $19.95 subscription fee! Now go spend it on some new underwear, you dirty pig!
Heheheeee! The Troll here. Now, there are all types of human ladies that come in all shapes and sizes! And perhaps my favorite size is small. Smaller the better I always say! Young and Small equals shorter girls for the Troll to have his way with! And I have found none more teeny and tiny than sweet little Chastity. First making the rounds a year or so ago, this young little nymph never fails to drain my drip!