The Troll’s Male Sack: Space Vibrator!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in News | Posted on 27-09-2011

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“SpaceCase” writes: Dear Troll, Love the site! But there is a disturbing lack of sci-fi related posts! The Star Wars trailer rules! Gotta get that one for sure. But, more real sci-fi please. For instance, do you ever think there will be a real space porn?

Well, SC, I’m sure in time we will have what you seek, in fact — we may be closer than you think! Check out this recent press release… one small step for mankind, one giant leap for sex in space! heheheheeeeee!!!

On October 8, 2011, online sex toy sales leader SexToy.com, will lead a team to launch the first adult sex toy vibrator into space. The space craft will be equipped with a still and video camera that will send images of its best selling vibrator back to Earth.

Through rigorous experimentation, the group has developed a way to send the vibrator into space. The toy will have to withstand temperatures of -75 degrees Fahrenheit and conditions 10 times over normal cosmic radiation. The vibrator will be fully exposed to the elements, reach an altitude of 100,000 feet (~20miles) above the Earth’s atmosphere, which is three times the cruising altitude of a typical jet plane. The team hopes to retrieve the vibrator in fully functioning order.

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Fame Registry’s Top 100 Starlets

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Brunette, Masturbation, News, Striptease, Toys, Videos | Posted on 04-10-2010

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The hot 100 list is the top rated, currently active porn stars in the business updated every single month letting you know who you should be spanking your one-eyed wille to and in what order.

Jenna Haze once again sits atop the list, so what are you waiting for? Stroke to it… go on, it’s alright, she wants you to! Just listen!…


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Check out the full list HERE.

Nevermind Tony Stark — Let’s Kick Off The Summer With SEX TREK!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in anal, ass, Big Tits, blonde, Blowjob, Brunette, Bukkake, Group/Threesome, Handjob, Interracial, Lesbians, Masturbation, Spoof / Funny, Videos | Posted on 06-05-2010

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Young? Check. Tight? Check. First time? Check. Up for anything? Check.

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, anal, ass, Blowjob, Brunette, Creampie, POV, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 16-04-2010

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I mean just watch. Watch what she does. Watch what she’ll do. After you spray it out onto yourself, keep on watching. Just watch how willing she is to do whatever this older man asks of her. This is what makes me happy.


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Lana Croft Puts So Many Things In Jandi Lin’s Ass

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in anal, asian, ass, Brunette, Masturbation, Toys, Videos | Posted on 22-01-2010

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Lana Croft, soon to be seen in “Warren the Ape” on MTV can be seen here mutilating the bunghole of tiny Jandi Lin. Who knew so many things could fit inside you humans!

What Ever Happened To The Automatic Pilot From “Airplane” ?

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, anal, ass, Brunette, Group/Threesome, Interracial, Spoof / Funny, Videos | Posted on 21-11-2009

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Seems that “Otto” has been doing just fine…

Thanks to The Alabaster for this edition of “Peeps From The Peeps” !

Asian Girl: Taped Up And Done

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, asian, ass, Blowjob, Bondage, Brunette, Creampie, Masturbation, Toys, Videos | Posted on 29-10-2009

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Have I mentioned I really like the way Asian Girls squeak as the get plugged?

The Teen With The Yellow Stripes…

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Brunette, Masturbation, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 24-10-2009

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This teen has a skinny, hot body that I really enjoy. But when she fucks herself with that dildo, it turns me off because it makes it look like she has a penis.

“Don’t Fuck Up By Having An Orgasm”

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in asian, Blowjob, Group/Threesome, Hentai, Lesbians, Orgy, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 20-10-2009

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Watch all fourteen minutes of this and you’re guaranteed to rape the next Asian girl you see on the street whether you want to or not.

Sexy Bathroom Teen Gets Ravaged

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, Blowjob, Brunette, Public, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 14-10-2009

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Sometimes it’s so nice to get your wanker tugged by a young girl in a pink polo shirt. It’s so very nice and relaxing, wouldn’t you say? What’s that? You say you’ve never had your wanker tugged by a girl in young girl in a pink polo shirt before? Well now, don’t fret, my horny friend! I have just the video for you!

Four-Eyed Hotness

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, blonde, Masturbation, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 04-10-2009

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As you know, I love spying on human girls while they’re alone. Here’s a girl I just watched yesterday. This hot young bi-speckled bitch sticks her dildo deep until she feels the flow!

Small-Titted Teen Knows What Feels Good

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Brunette, Masturbation, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 30-09-2009

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Skinny Young Thing Sticks Things Inside Herself

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, blonde, Masturbation, Public, Toys, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 29-09-2009

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Look at just how skinny some humans are! I love it! Maybe it’s because my Troll mind is so tiny, but I simply do not understand why more of the human ladies do not look like this. For this is the way the human ladies ought to look indeed.

Blonde Girl Does What Girls Do

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in Amateur, Big Tits, Masturbation, Toys, Videos | Posted on 28-09-2009

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Who need friends? Here’s a girl who knows how to have some fun all by herself!

The Troll’s Male Sack: Glory Holes!

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Posted by The Troll | Posted in ass, blonde, Blowjob, Handjob, Mailbox, Masturbation, Public, Videos, Youngins | Posted on 21-09-2009

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Look at this! A female viewer of the site names “Lisa” writes in! “Dear Troll, You are so cute. I have a question. I want to have sex but I am a bit shy. How can I have sex but pretend it never happened…like maybe not even know who it is fucking me. That would be hot.”

Well, Lisa, I’d be glad to help you out but I’m sure you’re talking about being fucked by a human make. Ah well. Let’s see here. How about the girl in this vid? She seems to have the right idea! This youngy just like you has sex with an unknown set of cocks. Very dangerous for her. Very enjoyable for us! Give it a try!

I would very much like a room in my house like this.