Not bad to look at. But seriously. These chicks are just weirdos…
“I like what I do,” says this web stripper to a fella named Hank. What she does is basically take six good minutes to tease us with those big great tits of hers and then lots of gay lip licking until she gives up some ass fourteen minutes in. Alright, now we’re getting somewhere. Show me that fucking ass you webcunt. Show it. NO! Goddamn I don’t care that you made the cover for the next issue of Cherri magazine I wanna SEE your Cherri right now, damn you!
AHHH, there we go, baby, it took almost 16 minutes but now we’re into something good…
Lacy writes: “Dear Mr. Troll, I have mice in my apartment. They are eating all the wires behind my computer desk. What do I do?”
Well, Lacy, my suggestion is for you to just masturbate yourself! You’ll feel so much more relaxed and up to dealing with your rodent infestation. In fact, why not use a mouse to get off? Like this lady here (although I do admit this is NOT the best example)…
The way ladies treat their bodies these days. Terrible. Some of you might enjoy this. Me, well, I don’t see how anyone would have a wired mouse these days. This girl probably still uses a PC as well. Doesn’t she know the sleek white design of the Apple bluetooth mighty mouse would feel so much better? I just cannot get off to this because of this reason.
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