AVN Starlet of the Year nominee Zoe Voss has revealed what appears to be an augmented set of boobers. “Surprise” was the tweet a half hour ago that linked to this page on her blog. Voss followed that up with “And when I say ‘surprise’, I’m not just pointing out the new color of my hair. Look closely.”
Although this Troll always prefers all-natural titties (and Zoe’s originals were among my faves in the biz on one of its most perfect bodies), I’m sure Ms. Voss is very pleased with the result and we are happy for her. BUT… with the AVN awards ceremony only days away, and the AEE Expo beginning tomorrow, can’t help but think this surprise could’ve been revealed to the world in grander fashion! Still, we’ll take what we can get!! Now if only we could each test those new bad boys out ourselves! Oh well, time to pop in our copy of PRON…
In this visually-stunning sexy spoof of the cult classic, Tron, and its modern high-tech sequel, the real world collides with the Grid, and it’s a tech-geek’s wet dream! When Kevin Fling is fired from his job as a pleasure product engineer, he decides to hack into the Enrection computer system. But, he gets more than he bargains for. Sucked into the Computer System, Kevin goes on an exciting journey through a world of beautiful & horny programs, busty software, fast & dangerous Light-Suckles, and glowing vaginas, to take on the evil & powerful Masturbation Control Program.
PRON stars Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Diamond Foxxx, Zoe Voss, April O’Neil and Anthony Rosano.
It’s been a while since you kiddies have written your favorite Troll, let’s hear what’s on your disturbed little minds out there! Ahh! Here we go, an email from a lad named Mervyn. He writes:
Dear Mr. Troll, I am a big fan of Tron and an even bigger fan of watching fucking. Do you think Programs have sex? Like, on The Grid in Tron and TRON: Legacy? I ask because I frequently masturbate to Siren Gem and would love to legitimize my fantasy of her taking off my clothes with her laser finger and readying me for the Games, and licking my scrote before she tells me to “survive.” What are your thoughts on this?
Hello Mervyn. I do not know what you are talking about as I am but a small little Troll from the forest where there are no movies like TRON. However, I know much about sex so I am inclined to say yes if it helps you get your cum out. Perhaps Playboy can help more than I can as they have a new TRON-themed pictorial called “Game On” – check out what the boobies of Programs look like HERE! I wonder if they will RECTAfy hehehehehehoooo!
The festivities kick off in just a few hours at the San Diego Convention Center, and one of the biggest and most highly anticipated events at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con is the Disney 3D panel which will feature the first looks at Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland and the long-awaited sequel to TRON. The panel takes place Thursday at 11am, but guess what? Being a magical troll I was able to come across this footage and sneak a peak for myself before anyone else! Heheheee!
What’s that? You want to see? Well why didn’t you say so!
Here’s the very first look at a scene from the new TRON film!…
…and here’s a bit of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland!…
Who needs to spend money on an expensive trip to San Diego when the troll has everything you need right here! Heeheheheeeeee.
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