Say what you will about porn parodies, but if you’ve watched as many as I have, you’d be aware that many are actually more entertaining than the actual Hollywood films they’re based on. This does not seem to be the case with Iron Man XXX however. But, we’ll give it a shot. And hopefully it will give us a cum shot in return! heheheheeee!
It’s the porn superhero event of the year! From Adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun, the Award-winning director of BATMAN XXX and SUPERMAN XXX, comes a new hi-budget, geek-gasmic, sexy spoof that will once again raise the bar for X-rated parodies. Featuring an all-star cast led by Xander Corvus, Capri Anderson, Ash Hollywood, and Brooklyn Lee, SPIDER-MAN XXX will be available on DVD on July 25, 2011.
(Hollywood, CA) When director Will Ryder made plans to shoot an X-rated porn parody of the classic Sylvester Stallone movie Rocky he never imagined it would turn out as spectacular as it has. Rocky XXX comes alive with a first look movie trailer below:
Oooh – look at this interesting news from a press release via Hustler…
CANOGA PARK, Calif.—Monday wrapped the final day of shooting for Hustler Video’s upcoming 3D parody release, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D. Filmed on set at the Hustler Video studios, this parody, directed by Axel Braun, boasts 3D special effects.
“This movie is all about the special effects,†Braun said. “When we did our Avatar parody, it was all about filming a porno film in 3D. But this movie is all about the 3D special effects. You’re going to be blown away at what at what a proton pack can do in 3D.†This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D will be available in 3D on DVD and Blu-ray in May.
“With the cast from the original film being such Hollywood icons, our actors had some serious shoes to fill,†said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “However, they did an exemplary job and you honestly won’t believe how well they mimic the original cast; especially the guys who play the roles initially portrayed by Bill, Dan, Ernie and Harold. They’re hilarious!â€
Complete list of characters from the new parody after the jump!…
What’s that? A big budget blu-ray 3D porn parody of AVATAR is not enough? Oh, ok then… well, how about a big budget blu-ray 3D porn parody of AVATAR which also includes a special blue “alien” Fleshlight that you can use while you watch? Better? Yes. I thought so.
For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial fuckery, the once top-secret “Alien” is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men.
Introducing The Alien by Fleshlight and This Ain’t Avatar XXX in 3D — The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler’s new 3D epic, “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy.
As amazing as this is, I am a bit upset. For some reason, this money-saving set is only available with the regular DVD. If you’re seeking the blu-ray version of the film, you’ll have to purchase both separate.
Grab it HERE and make Tsaheylu! (“the bond”). Watch the trailer below!
I can’t wait to see Lexi Belle’s Batgirl vs. The Riddler!
The biggest sequel of the summer!!!!