On my first day on the internet earlier this month, I suddenly felt like I had the world at my fingertips. I could instantly browse any subject I wanted and learn all there was to know about a world I never knew when I was confined to my magical Troll Land deep within the woods.
And so, obviously, I searched for Cosby Show Porn. Lo and behold, it not only existed but was a fantastic film at that – blending hot sex with a great Bill Cosby! Ahh…but one thing would have made it better and that would have been an honest to goodness sexual encounter between Cliff and Clare Huxstable. Still, I cannot complain. At least we get the magical moment that cums in the middle of these two scenes of important exposition…
Fiona is 19. A year too old, perhaps. But Fiona likes sucking cock, getting fucked and taking the penis of a man into her anus. She also has a bit of an accent. So perhaps we can forgive her for being a year too old after all…
Natalie and Mandy Lee make some guy very happy. Now is the super skinny little tight twig Natalie or is the super skinny little tight twig Mandy Lee? Because I have to track down more of this super skinny little tight twig. Watching her take it made me weak in me knees!!
I’ve been so pent up this week, I feel like I’m at Hogwarts! But since I don’t have anyone to bend down and offer to “tie my shoelaces,” I’ll have to find my jollies elsewhere.
I cannot get enough of young Japanese girls. And although the internet has no shortage of Asians doing all sorts of unspeakables, sometimes less is more. That’s where Yuko comes in.
Yuko doesn’t go nude. Yuko just stands around acting all innocent in her endless assortment of bikinis. This little thing has been driving me nuts for years and I can never get enough.
Just sit back and imagine she lets you come over her house and likes to get dressed and put on a special fashion show for you. And the best part is, she thinks you’re SUPPOSED to take it out and stroke it while you watch. That’s how she knows she is a super special and pretty girl!
Meet “Imm.” She’s 18. And she doesn’t speak English. If only every girl in the world could say the same things.
Wait until you get up to the 3:48 mark on this one. You’ll wanna squeeze your grip and simulate that feeling of fitting in to such tightness. That’s gonna feel good for sure!
Now, don’t worry that you only have abut a minute to rub one out at this point – just pretend you’re Harry Potter and she’s Cho Chang and you’ll be off!
Me? I spill it straight away as soon as I catch a glimpse of that tight little wedgie riding up into her split. Lumos!
By now, all you little humans have your tickets for Harry Potter this week. And while I’m as big a fan as anyone (after all, I AM a magical creature hehee!) I would rather watch WHORE’s than Horcrux’s if you know what I mean! Which brings us to my latest find. Say what you will about the French, but Cherry here is the reason why we like to kiss like them! So pull out your wands and get ready to cast your white goopy spells all over yourselves…
…too bad we can’t go see this in IMAX 3D! Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeee.
Sometimes it’s hard to be a teacher. Students these days can be such slackers. Other times, being a teacher makes you hard. Students these days also know how to get on their knees and put a penis into their mouth. This clip is only three minutes, but you’ll only need half that time to cream to this long-haired blondie!
Girls with accents usually seem smart. Not the case with this nubile creature. Here’s a three and a half minute montage of her scenes which can be seen in greater length at nubiles.net. But that costs money. And honestly, you can rub one out by the 2:13 mark when she’s force-fed some cock. See? The Troll just saved you a $19.95 subscription fee! Now go spend it on some new underwear, you dirty pig!
Trolls have their own troll language. But I have spent so much time behind trees spying on humans doing what they do when they’re naked that I have picked up quite a bit on English over the years. And I must say that I have one sentence in particular that is my very favorite among all…and it is, “Mister, am I doing this right? I’m only eighteen, I don’t know what I’m doing.”
See lovely little Alexis Love say just that to a dirty, rotten, filthy old dude at the 16:57 mark!
I first started keeping on eye on Alexis when she first broke onto the scene last year. There might be things that you can say about this or that, but no one can argue me about that nice little body of hers. I just hope, now that she’s getting roles in bigger productions, that her tight frame stays that way. I’ve seen one too many TIGHTS turn into FRIGHTS overnights!
Have your way with her again and again after the jump!…
Start this clip at 3:40. Detective Kalonowski is the coolest detective. It turns his stomach to see young girls taken advantage of. Pathetic pieces of shit who take young girls out of their element and turn them into porno hookers. Just one slight twist. Sabrina LIKES being turned into a cheap porno hooker! The dialogue in this one is not to be missed!
“I thought you were a nice girl. You’re just a nasty little slut aren’t ya? You’ve been around the block…but you haven’t been around my block, baby. I’m a detective and we know how to probe.”
Now that’s my kind of Dick. Oh, I couldn’t resist! Heheeee!
As you may know, Trolls live in harmony with animals. And although most of our experience is with the woodland creatures that live among us in TrollWorld, we have an equal liking for your domesticated beasts. Dogs are not only man’s best friend, we like to say!
And just look at this poor little wee bitty thing. Her little white canine pal seems to have run off! Where could he be? Will she find him? Perhaps. But not before she walks by loud landscapers to encounter her creepy neighbor…
Some folks have written to me and said, “Hey, Troll, I love the site, but what about Dykes? Cocks going into cunts is awesome and all, but sometimes a guy just wants to watch two girls doing what two girls do when they just are hanging out at the beach and then get upset because there’s no sun to catch a tan so they retreat back indoors and take a bath together which turns into a clam on clam water show.”
Well, your letter is perfectly timed, because as it so happens, today’s clip features just that. And with the always enjoyable Jenna Haza going “clam to clam” with Lexi Belle. Save some for me!
Jenna Haze fans, don’t pull up your pants! Check her out with another one of me faves, Aurora Snow, right after this here jump!
Ahhhh woe is me. Me, with such a fine lust for human lady-flesh, yet just a tiny troll with no chance of ever feeling the tingles that one can only get from a female’s touch. No matter. As long as I have clips with little pieces of meat like Megan Madsen to watch I suppose I’ll manage.
I’d like to take this opportunity to talk about fucking. Specifically, fucking young human girls with the key word being young. Not so young where it’s an illegal situation. Just a nice young 18 or 19 year old vixen who’s prime to be stuffed with your throbbing member.
Sometimes, we just need it. We need to feel the tightness of their cunt walls squeeze our cocks, and in the process, drain them of their vital essence. The deeper we penetrate, the stronger the life force that we rob them of will be.
However, you know as well as I that harvesting on a teenage piece of poundcake is not always possible without ending your day in the slammer. I’ve learned that lesson one too many times. Which is why this troll is grateful for establishments such as the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. In the Troll World, we have no such place. If you want a young lass you are forced to rape. But not you humans. You humans are where it’s at. Why more states do not have such places is beyond me. I believe your world would be a lot friendlier of a place. Regardless, as long as I have the opportunity to visit such young beauties as “Charmed Love” (top pics) or “Kacey Jordan” (bottom) I’ll remain one happy troll who will stay outta trouble!
Now then, before I go, I just have to figure out who I should rob to get the proper shillings! Hehheheheeeeheheeeeeeee.
Visit the Bunny Ranch website to check out more pics and other girls on the menu.
In TrollWorld, 18-year-olds are slimy and green and bloated. Seems different in your human world – and that is why I love it so. Take Kelsey here, for example. What events lead a bright eyed young lass to such a depraved state at such a young age? Who cares, really? If she is willing to let this happen to her then I, the Sexual Troll, am willing to watch this clip while I tug on my knob!
One thing I do not understand is why this is 50 minutes. I am able to spill it in 50 seconds just looking into her dumb, dead eyes. Enjoy!!
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