In real life, creampies scare the fuck out of me. I don’t want no baby! But in the movies, i like to watch it shoot deep up in those holes unannounced, like this gent does to this fine young lady!…
As you know, i love clips with old guys or fat guys or best, both. I love watchin’ guys older n’ fatter than my little Troll self fuck little stick figures because it gives me hope… and that hope gets me off.
But THIS fucking guy… jesus christ. His clips really disturb the fuck out of me for some reason.
How is it that these tiny little specimens can touch him, let alone have their faces in his smelly fat taint?
This kinda blows my mind. And the coke (is it fake?) And his beating his chest like a gorilla. And the fact that they don’t even seem to be revolted.
“Jimmy” writes to me:
Hi Troll, you are so cool. Ya know what’s not cool? Girls judging the size of my dick. I mean, I’m not like a mushroom or anything but i think they wish it was bigger than average. I’m sorry but everyguy is not a porn actor, ya know! Whatever happened to “it’s not the size but how you use it’ and all that! I hate girls who make a face when they see my dick. It’s like – fuck you! Anyway, keep it up! — Jimmy
Well, Jimmy, Lemme tell ya, I’ve been thinking and if girls can judge guys buy the length of their cock then we guys should all be judging girls by the shortness of their slits. In other words, girls over 22 need not apply! We want it young and we want it tight. Like here:
18-year-old Zoey here has a giant gross tattoo and is flirting with a muffintop. So quick! Hurry! Jerk off to this one while you have the chance! She won’t stay like this for long!!
I wouldn’t even want to be this lucky dude. It’s far luckier than I could ever be capable of. No, I’d be happy to just watch under the bed as this took place. That’s all. I’d just want to watch and I’d be a happy Troll. Luckily, we CAN watch…